Comments | kon_man: But I only beat up BAD people!

kon_man

But I only beat up BAD people!

Sep 25, 2009 20:49

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)ModerateLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)LowLevel 2 (Lustful)ModerateLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)LowLevel 6 - ( Read more... )

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kon_man September 25 2009, 17:58:51 UTC

Well, yeah. Saving the world is pretty cool.

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kon_man September 25 2009, 17:59:57 UTC

Heard you got into Alpha Flight. Buncha weirdos.

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Locked OMG to Kon! girlfromkrypton September 25 2009, 21:55:04 UTC

Did you and Tim have sex yet? If you did, I TOTALLY have tips on how to be careful around a human.

Hey, how weird would it be, with me and Dick and you and Tim? Just a thought. Like we'd all be related! Pretty cool, actually!

Re: Locked OMG to Kon! kon_man September 25 2009, 21:57:53 UTC

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Please tell me you haven't told Aunt Martha all of this.

And, yeah, um, tips are good!

Locked OMG to Kon! girlfromkrypton September 25 2009, 22:05:36 UTC

PLEASE. You know how long it took me to tell Aunt Martha I had a boyfriend AND a girlfriend? I still get weird looks from people. :(

Oh, okay, tips! So I got them from Kory who is obviously the expert on alien sex with humans, right? So all you have to do is make sure that during the big "O" moment, that you don't lose your head and forget where you are. Like, just pay attention to the other person and control your muscles a bit.

Think about Dick and Tim and who taught them. Their bodies are pretty used to abuse anyway.

Locked OMG to Kara! kon_man September 26 2009, 09:34:24 UTC

Ahhh... Okay, that makes sense.

Poor Batboys. They need massages or something. A spa.