pick-up lines

[konecchiwa]

I was scrummaging around my computer and came across something kinda interesting. They were some really corny pickup lines that I had found on some site a while ago. Not just any pickup lines mind you, no they're pickup lines for...wait for it....ENGINEERS..or possibly mathematicians and maybe scientists too.
Anyways, here goes:

1. I won't stop

Comments

[ex_yuna856]

lol, I rather like the chemistry pick-up lines myself:

1. Taken any good spectra lately?
2. Hey baby! I'll be the nucleophile if you'll be the electrophile!
3. I'd really like to titrate with you.
4. Let me show you my Schlenk line...
5. My favorite mechanism is a backside attack. And you?
6. I'm ... an ecomonics major ... going for my MBA!
7. What does it take to get over YOUR activation barrier?
8. Your lab or mine?
9. Have you seen the latest issue of J.A.C.S.?
10. I feel exothermic tonight!

[ex_yuna856]

It'd be pretty funny to see someone use 7 and 10. :P

[konecchiwa]

lol, nice, though I don't get #4, probably cause I'm not a chemist..

also #6..I don't get that at all, but #7 is an interesting one XD

[ex_yuna856]

lol, I don't get 6 either, and I had to Wikipedia 4 (out of curiousity more than anything).

[arivess]

*snickersnort* XD

...I'd run away if anyone used one of those. Far, far away. >.>

[meh_lee]

I would too XD
but I'd still like to watch someone use one...just not on me

[notashrimpatall]

Oh, I'd like to watch someone use one on me, so I can point and laugh. >.>

...And then hightail it out of there. XD

[konecchiwa]

lol..I dunno why, but I see you pointing, giggling then running away a la anime style..XD

[edwards_otouto]

Let's go back to my room and I'll plug my thumb drive into your USB port ^_~

[meh_lee]

*snorts* XD
I'd definately run from this one ^^

[meh_lee]

*dies from laughing* these are pretty...unique XD

*cackles some more*

[konecchiwa]

"If, by the end of the day, I've made you smile, it'll be a successful day" ^^

Glad everyone's getting a laugh from this.

[greymountain]

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

cute!
#6 for some reason made me really giggle!