regarding the issue of the lost friend

[konstant_rave]

tiffany, get your ass over here immediately. over.

Comments

[thisis_war]

uh, can i score an invite to this superexclusive party? please?

[konstant_rave]

ugh, fine. but only cuz i like to use you for sex.

[alejandrita]

seriously. way to exclusive.

[konstant_rave]

okay listen guys. id feel bad, except you know youre invited always. and somehow i havent seen tiffany outside of like 3 minutes at vikrams in literally over a month. a travesty really. but of course the door is open to anyone remotely sexy...aka you guys...dont worry.

[konstant_rave]

my life is not complete because the lack of rachel in my life is just simply ridiculous. tell me when and where and im there. then it's overrrr.....over.