Random crack!fic: "Please Don't Let Me Hit The Ground"

Sep 11, 2009 11:55

Ok, for the the first time in at least a year I had an urge to write and it seems to be this piece of crazy nonsense which is over 4,000 words! I think easy_academy has done something to my brain... I feel my writing skills are incredibly rusty at this point but hey, maybe this will help bring the muse back from the dead. Enjoy (if possible!)

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disney rpf, defying gravity, easy academy has melted my brain, nick/donner, fic

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electricmayhem September 11 2009, 14:03:43 UTC
I cannot believe someone actually wrote this! I love it so much, and I hope you intend to keep going and write all about Nick and Maddux's sexy shenanigans in space, because to not do so would be a travesty.

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konstantine03 September 13 2009, 21:40:51 UTC
Yay, I'm so glad you enjoyed it! As I said, I'm pretty sure it only appeals to about five people but I just couldn't help myself - my writing muse was set on writing this thing. And I'm kind of embarrassed how much time I spent rewatching the episode to try and make it fit with the plot etc. so yes, SO glad you liked it.

And I must admit, part of me is incredibly tempted to dabble in this world some more - I mean, can you imagine Nick Jonas in that space pyjama/underwear combo? *fans self* I think Donner might just implode...

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elterriblefizzy September 11 2009, 14:23:31 UTC
YES. YES YES YES. I loved this! It's like 15 kinds of amazing. I even want more. Donner/Nick IN SPACE. please.

Why is this kid so freaking adorable? I ask myself this everyday.

amazing. srsly.

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konstantine03 September 13 2009, 21:47:30 UTC
Wow, thank you so much for reading and commenting. This is such a crazy idea (and ended up being so long - how the hell did that happen?) I wasn't sure anyone would actually take the time to read this ( ... )

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mardia September 11 2009, 16:14:49 UTC
Eeeee, this is awesome!

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konstantine03 September 13 2009, 21:49:26 UTC
Thank you so much! I spent far more time than I'd dare admit obsessing over this piece of nonsense so I'm glad you got some enjoyment from it. Why does my brain now want to insert Nick Jonas into every possible Rliv scenario? And why does it make total sense for that to happen? Argh.

Also, as I'm sure my comments are indicating, I'm loving your Easy AU fic. Amazing stuff!

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annakovsky September 11 2009, 16:37:56 UTC
Ahhhhh, this is so fantastic! Hot and totally in character, and God, how into each other they already are! AWESOME.

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konstantine03 September 13 2009, 21:55:00 UTC
Wow. Thank you so much for reading and commenting.

As I said, I'm pretty sure that this is largely a result of me spending far too much time re-reading Easy Academy so you are partially to blame for this hilarious turn of events. hehe.

But I'm so glad you enjoyed as well! And yeah, for some reason my brain can't imagine a world where Nick Jonas/any RLiv character wouldn't be totally into each other. But I though the booze maybe acted as a jump start (for Nick at least, because DG seem to be portraying Donner as someone who deliberately targets drunk women by hitting on them in the ladies?) But yeah, I was rewatching the episode and my brain just went, "Man this scene would be so much hotter if that were Nick Jonas...and they totally started getting it on in the men's room...." And yeah, then THIS happened ( ... )

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pressdbtwnpages September 11 2009, 22:36:42 UTC
*glees wretchedly* I had no idea how much I needed this fic in my life until it popped up on my flist, but, YES. AWESOME. FANTASTIC. Please please please more.

Oh, Nick Jonas and how you are infinitely greater than Zoe Barnes.

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konstantine03 September 13 2009, 22:01:18 UTC
I cannot agree with you more. Can you imagine how the show would automatically be ten times as awesome (and have way higher ratings!) if Nick Jonas were the love interest instead of this Zoe Barnes character? I mean come on, this whole botched vasectomy/secret abortion thing is just so nonsensical. What we really need is Nick/Donner sexing it up and having sexually charged moments (preferably in those black skivvies).

(Sorry this is how my brain works these days - it's like a disease. Seriously.)

But yes, thank you so much for taking the time to read and comment. I really do appreciate it. Haven't written in a long time so nice to know it's readable! And yes, I've had a few people ask for more - and the brain seems determined to come up with more scenarios - so we shall see on that front. Thanks for not thinking I'ma crazy person for writing this!

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