Slimey slithering sinues slickly suctioning silently surrounding structured skeletal scraps soliciting shampling steps searching surepitiously sizing shapely senseable scrumpteous snacks ( Read more... )

So the ingredients for my new batch of apple pie are ( Read more... )

Donkey Punch the Night is not quite as good as Terms of My Parole, but hearing 'Donkey Punch the Night Away' sung and the Bohemian Rhapsody cover are both nice ( Read more... )

Breath the flame bagels and chew the glory till nasal rectums ravesh the love tetrehedron. Tangles in the vomit of danish wonders and flowing up to the floor boards. Single takes of angled shots hit the stomach like four vibrant phesents. Take the pain and beat it with your metal meats, over flow the misery with sheep skin baseball bats, or ( Read more... )

Still my favorite in game gag ( Read more... )

Fist Full of Dollars - Wow gnarly... yeah that sums that one up ( Read more... )

SO I thought of a divine agent of Cayden Cailean for pathfinder. An intelligent celestial booze-ooze slimegirl that kegwalks from barrel to barrel. Throughout the planes the kegs of the righteous brim with the best of booze that brings happy drunkenness and leaves no hangover and the kegs of the dastardly sink low with stagnent swill that hurts ( Read more... )

Went to see Weird Al last sunday. Hung out with mom and went to a dead sharies that turned into a greek restraunt before heading off to the show. I realy enjoyed it, he has alot of energy still in him. Good outfits. My howl was noticeable enough even mixed into the crowd that Levi heard me. We met up and myself, my mom, and him wandered over ( Read more... )

Spikey doom was a success. The durian made the tequila taste better. And I had a bounty on me for mass poisoning after everyone tried the Chicken Pot Pie. Got horribly sick afterwards and took a day off work for blowing strange greenyellow goo out of my nose ( Read more... )

So growing up and going thru public school I learned early on that all the problems of the world are because of white folk. Then later on in college I learned that it was not all of the white folk, it was white male folk. And now I hear that it is not all white male folk, it is white male heterosexual folk. I hope the next one is white male ( Read more... )