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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized ( Read more... )

Get off the bus, Gus.
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Thursday: car ( Read more... )

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In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar.  He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any.  Then he discovered the problem.  A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!"
The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and ( Read more... )

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In the year 2006 I resolve to:

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