The anatomy of tongue in cheek…

[koolaidhangover]

I started boycotting AIM, just like I boycotted the phone (Note: I still boycott the phone). I decided to start using AIM again since I haven’t found another way to talk to people online in like a week. And so, Julius was the first person to greet me upon my return…

JSNA: oh shit look who's on
JSNA: what's up?
positiveID88: i'm alive, killing time

Comments

[_onlytemporary]

good charlotte is wack and unoriginal.
so i suppose i expect that from them.

[koolaidhangover]

For realz. I don't see how they can even have people at their concerts, the music isn't energetic or inspiring...it's so cliche.

[ultima1]

"Those tacos have so much grease (yellow gold), that I’m sure I took ten years off of my life by eating one."

fuck, thats hot.

[koolaidhangover]

Totally. The hottest part was drinking the grease puddle that collected on the taco foil. I could hear my arteries gasping for air. HOTT!

Oh god. That's disgusting.

[ultima1]

disgusting?
i eat butter by the spoonful, so i cant really say that.

what REALLY matters is what you did with the grease puddle.. did you lick it? did you dip your tortilla in it? did you crumple up the foil and throw it away?!

[koolaidhangover]

I slurped that thing up with a straw. I was buzzing like a bee afterwards.

[__ohtvaquariums]

You Are to fucking funny, Marry me.

<3 Raina

[koolaidhangover]

One day, I’m going to marry a girl from each state. I’ve got Washington, Nevada, Colorado and now… Florida! Just make sure you show up teehee. =P