You’ve got freedom of choice, not really…

[koolaidhangover]

***Stay tuned for a special Presidential Platform update***

Quick re-cap of last night: Apparently I’ve been given the drinking name…“El Bucho.” I saw some dude trying to be all big shit by pulling out a blunt. He lit it and it totally went up in flames. Eventually, we found out he stuffed the blunt with dryer lint. What. The. Fuck…I also signed

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[valkyrjan]

Um, the world already is Fahrenheit 451...haven't you noticed? I'd be Clarisse to your Montag but it'd be futile...we'd both wind up flattened.

Kids are already all being left behind....all they know how to do is take standardized tests.

Count me out on the Veep job...bleh. But I'd lobby for that amendment---"Spandex is a privilege, not a right!!!"

But I'd be honored to push the buttons that would obliterate those UN dudes.

Or maybe I could pilot Air Force Juan....wheeeeee!

[koolaidhangover]

AHAHAHA! Oh jesus. You’d probably have too much fun sight seeing to comfortably pilot Air Force Juan. I'd feel much safer with Tommy Chong working the cockpit.

I hope the Ball was awesome!!! “El Bucho” likes all-night open bars. Hoo-hah!

[chasewaterhouse]

I can't believe you pulled Bruckheimer into this.

[koolaidhangover]

He started it. Have you ever seen Kangaroo Jack? I’m not about to let him make a sequel, NOT on my watch. A vote for me is a vote against shitty movies…and a vote for obscure 80s hits as our national anthems.

And didn’t you die in the volcano? Just what the hell is going on here?!?!

Down with cellulite.

[vag_hole]

Air Force Juan
Hahah, oh man. That's great.
I could go for a Fiesta & Sandwich Day.
Number one is probably the best one.

Re: Down with cellulite.

[koolaidhangover]

Fiesta & Sandwich is the NEW independence day!

Our world would be a much safer place for children with the eradication of the cellulite threat. Oye!