Can’t we all just get along?…

[koolaidhangover]

Of course not. Life is meaningless without conflict. You either start fighting, or you start dying. That is why I resumed the carnage of Last LJ Friend Survivor: Part 2. By the end of this post, one of you will no longer be with us. Once again, all LJ Reality Show expulsions are arbitrary and have nothing to do with the fact that I hate your

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[chasewaterhouse]

With this post, I can just imagine your screenplays.

[koolaidhangover]

Fo’ shizzle. There’s lots of political intrigue, product endorsements, sex in space suits, and Danny Glover. Pretty much everything you’d expect from the guys who wrote the first two seasons of ALF.

[winterblitz]

clearly james, the killer lay on the floor for eight hours and simply soiled himself.

duh.

[koolaidhangover]

Impossible! He must have gone like 10 times. I’m pretty sure someone would have noticed that. It's not something people tend to ignore.

[vendetta_x]

You know, I had something useful to say until I read this: I can almost taste the Snapple endorsements. and I couldn't stoo lol'ing on myself.

[koolaidhangover]

That tends to happen a lot with me. One second you’re on the verge of sharing a brilliant revelation, then you’re trying to figure out how you wound up asleep in your car, and why there’s ketchup all over the windows. At least you hope that’s ketchup.

[ultima1]

"Lots of ass and spit, dead bodies and space aliens, and 6 plot twists"
i think i saw this porno already

[koolaidhangover]

Are you calling The Passion Of Christ 2: The Second Coming a porno? I sure hope not. No one has seen ANYTHING quite like this before. Not even porno would go to the places I’m heading.

[ultima1]

im glad you spoiled this movie, i almost made the mistake of seeing it. someone said it was good and gross and i was like NO WAY! JAMES SAID IT SUCKS AND THAT MAKES IT FACT.

[15rooms]

the israeli press was spreading the rumor he had aids. i suppose that's the next best thing to actually pissing on his grave.

i think palestine is fucked. the hezbollah will take over, and israel will send in all the tanks they bought from us.

[koolaidhangover]

I'm not so sure that Israel will immediately send in the tanks. I’d say they are more scared of increased terror attacks now, and will want to appear slightly more open with Arafat out of the way. But if nothing happens, then it’s all over for Palestine. I’ll stay optimistic on account of all the people who just want a land to call home. I do need to read up on the topic though, so my outlook might change.

[15rooms]

look at me getting all geopolitical. i said hezbollah, but i meant hamas.

i hope you're right, and israel show restraint, but if there are any more suicide bombings, the party's over. i think there will be all-out war.