In the words of Will Smith: I’m going to Miami…

[koolaidhangover]

Before you ask, “Why in the fuck are you going to Miami?”, ask yourself, “Why not?”

NOW BEHOLD! You have answered your own question, and attained a oneness with your spiritual self. Well, maybe not the last part, but it’s not like I give a shit anyway.

I’m spending all the money I saved for going to Boston this month on the next best thing…cheap

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[koolaidhangover]

Indeed. It’s sounds cliché, but there really isn’t anything quite like a walk down Miami Beach at sunrise. The sno-cones are exquisite, as is the caviar. And mimosa. YUM!

PS: No one ever reads the whole thing. =P