My true IDENTITY is finally revealed…

[koolaidhangover]

Behind the LJ CUT is the most important spectacle to hit LJ land since the inception of Livejournal itself. I must worn you however, the contents are shocking. If you have small children or farm animals in the room, please quietly direct them away from the monitor. This is not a test, this is the REAL thing.

The photograph was taken on location

Comments

[ultima1]

i dont believe it
you are still a GIANT in my eyes

[koolaidhangover]

Fo’ sho, but this photo isn’t an accurate representation. I had some “private” (compromising) pics stolen from my bedroom/mating station. I’ll post them up as soon as I find them on Kazaa, Morpheus, or other places where digital filth is uploaded and downloaded. I always wanted to be famous anyway.

[vag_hole]

Haha, no way. You look totally goofy.

=O !!!...

[koolaidhangover]

If by "totally goofy" you mean "genius," then that's an accurate description.

[koolaidhangover]

No problem. You better be going to college out of state, or else it WILL be a problem. ARGH!