an english accent would make me ten times hotter.

35 days till i'm mile high--
the countdown has begun.

way to be ruth jackson
ride out katrina like the trooper you are
i'll catch you on the flip side
say hello to donna for me.

scrambled pepper jack eggs
greenish bath tub gatorade
burnt strawberry pop-tarts
and mr. malou

bob croyle stopped by the office after shmoozing with lance.
(highlight of my week)

i really enjoy consuming debbie's downers
drinking cheap whiskey
and waking up next to cak
you know it's been a good night when you find yourself in bed with 'the chuckster'(whore skirt intact).
canadian mist-- chug it, love it.
*clean up on isle cream in pants*

he wrapped his arms around my dream last night
the way she used to
three years ago.
i woke up
terrified--
they held one another
and said goodbye
in august.

get behind your life, female.

down to biznass--
sean, check yo'self before you wreck yo'self
and while you're at it fucking get over yo'self.

on another note
cracker... how am i supposed to survive without you?
no, seriously
i love being put in my place.
you light up my life!

as a 'young professional' i have finally realized that my days of dicking around are over.
wow-- life is flying by right before my eyes.

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