More randomness
I'll cut it this time. But I thought this one was funnier than the only one I out on here :')
Edit: WTF was I trying to write up there? @_@
"But I thought this one was funnier than the other one I put on here the last entry" maybe? @_____@
Revolutionary weight loss program for men!!! Body: A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as
a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can
catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later,
huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the
next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs
himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs, as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next
day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
"If you catch me you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and it takes him a while before he can't continue, so for the next
four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better
and better shape. Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs
himself
only to discover that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone
"This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I
haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds
Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine!"
Edit: WTF was I trying to write up there? @_@
"But I thought this one was funnier than the other one I put on here the last entry" maybe? @_____@
Revolutionary weight loss program for men!!! Body: A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as
a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can
catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later,
huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the
next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs
himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs, as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next
day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
"If you catch me you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and it takes him a while before he can't continue, so for the next
four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better
and better shape. Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs
himself
only to discover that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone
"This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I
haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds
Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine!"