got lost in china trying to get to tokyo
i just got home a while ago. i feel like posting about my trip but i don't really want to right now. i want to go to sleep, but there's no way i'm going to sleep right now. got to downtown sd 2am, busses don't start till 5:30am... yeh... fuck it tho.
so i went to la for a day one... my light meter broke on the bus on the way up there, jade picked me up at the bus station, stood there staring at me for like 15 minutes while i was playing games on my phone... stupid jade. we drove around in various circles for like six hours, hopefully i haven't completely forgotten how to messure light with my eyes cause i took like four or five rolls out the window, got hungry went to two mexican places neigher i could eat anything at, jade says 'i will never ask someone if they put lard in thieir beans" settled on in and out, saw a giant. i forgot to order with no sauce so i had to take it back to the counter plus they cut up my onions and i hate that so i asked them to fix it, they prolly spit in it. we went back to jades place watched movies, some of jades friends came over drunk and got on his roof, drove around with them, came back, finished watching the matrex. jade is mean.
day two. got up, jade brought me some strawberrys i ate a couple, he brought me an apple, i didn't want it, he brought me a hand ful of grass out of his yard... most awsome thing ever. jade made fun of me cause i said about 15 things were the best thing ever, he just doesn't understand. his sister came in, we sat around, jade spun for a while, it was quite enjoyable. then the three of us drove around, we went to green burrito i leaned over and asked about lard, the guy said 'you just want beans' me 'no do cook your beans with lard' guy said something else that made no sense. jade 'do you use lard when you cook the beans' guy 'no we only have regular' we said fuck it and went to la salsa, i threw down 7 dollars for a burrito and a small fountain drink, we saw another giant, jade walked past him to see how tall he was and he was at least a foot taller than jade. jade came back and made fun of me and his sister cause apparently we were gapeing through the window. and said 'i wanna fight him' which brings about the mental image of the giant holding jade over his head and roaring. we drove around some more looking for little tokyo. little tokyo is one building and a vacant lot with a big sign that says bonsai. then we found the real one and we had driven past it like twice but we we looking the wrong way, then jade was talking about how oblivious we were, then he ran a red light and we almost died. and i laughed so hard my sides hurt. then we got gas and they wanted doughnuts so we went on a crazy tweakersque mission sans crystal to find krispy cream... with no idea where one was, just that it did exist, drove around for like two hours, went to the grove cause it might be in there it wasn't, i put a sticker on jades back with a picture of a chick that says 'i am not a nugget' drove around more went up a huge hill, jades sister said like two different times it's not a through street jade, we hit the top started back down and hit a dead end, drove down another main street, i called information to get the adress for krispy cream, we drove around more, i got the adress for the one on grand, we were on the freeway and the other street i said there was one on came up and jades sister was like 'get off here, get off here' we got off, went the wrong direction (which happened everytime we were trying to go down any street) we drove down the street, we found krispy cream in inglewood, it was like the holy grail, i can't even eat them but i was all into it by that time. we pulled up the chick said 'can i help you?' jade ordered she said 'please wait' few minutes later "can i help you?' jade orders 'hang on a minute please' by this time i was laughing so hard i was crying, it was the perfect end to that mission, they got their doughnuts, i got the weakest coffee i've ever had in my life. it was awsome... so then we went looking for the other krispy cream for some reason, it didn't exist, they were filming something and then we drove by it three times cause jade is a loser. jade dropped me off at the bus at like 11:20 i didn't wanna leave cause i was having fun and i didn't wanna have three and a half hours in downtown to kill. i swear some other funny stuff happened but thats all i can remember right now.
so i got back to sd, i called a few people but it was like 2:30am so no one picked up their phones, i had to not sit in front of the greyhound shit so i started wandering around. some mexican guy that didn't speak english started talking to me then he tried to rape me, he was all fucked up so i just pushed him off me, he tried to grab me agian, and was trying kept saying quando, and trying to ofer me mota, i shoved him agian and started walking away and he was saying he was sorry and trying to give me a dollar, i just walked off, i shoulda taken the dollar tho cause i was right in the middle of that quad area over by first, i had taken out all the money i could spare and still get home which was like 3 dollars and had it in my pocket, i started talking to a guy i gave him my last two dunhills, i had a few camels in my bag i was pretending i didn't have cause i needed them, he was trying to get me to let him eat me, but i'm not having that. i got a few bumps and ended up walking around for like two hours with some guys, a pimp let me hit a couple rocks and was trying to get me to go home with him. i got thrusty and the bus was starting to run soon so i ditched the guy and went to horton plaza and filled up my water bottle, got on the shitty bus and came home. i feel dirty i need a bath. the end.
so i went to la for a day one... my light meter broke on the bus on the way up there, jade picked me up at the bus station, stood there staring at me for like 15 minutes while i was playing games on my phone... stupid jade. we drove around in various circles for like six hours, hopefully i haven't completely forgotten how to messure light with my eyes cause i took like four or five rolls out the window, got hungry went to two mexican places neigher i could eat anything at, jade says 'i will never ask someone if they put lard in thieir beans" settled on in and out, saw a giant. i forgot to order with no sauce so i had to take it back to the counter plus they cut up my onions and i hate that so i asked them to fix it, they prolly spit in it. we went back to jades place watched movies, some of jades friends came over drunk and got on his roof, drove around with them, came back, finished watching the matrex. jade is mean.
day two. got up, jade brought me some strawberrys i ate a couple, he brought me an apple, i didn't want it, he brought me a hand ful of grass out of his yard... most awsome thing ever. jade made fun of me cause i said about 15 things were the best thing ever, he just doesn't understand. his sister came in, we sat around, jade spun for a while, it was quite enjoyable. then the three of us drove around, we went to green burrito i leaned over and asked about lard, the guy said 'you just want beans' me 'no do cook your beans with lard' guy said something else that made no sense. jade 'do you use lard when you cook the beans' guy 'no we only have regular' we said fuck it and went to la salsa, i threw down 7 dollars for a burrito and a small fountain drink, we saw another giant, jade walked past him to see how tall he was and he was at least a foot taller than jade. jade came back and made fun of me and his sister cause apparently we were gapeing through the window. and said 'i wanna fight him' which brings about the mental image of the giant holding jade over his head and roaring. we drove around some more looking for little tokyo. little tokyo is one building and a vacant lot with a big sign that says bonsai. then we found the real one and we had driven past it like twice but we we looking the wrong way, then jade was talking about how oblivious we were, then he ran a red light and we almost died. and i laughed so hard my sides hurt. then we got gas and they wanted doughnuts so we went on a crazy tweakersque mission sans crystal to find krispy cream... with no idea where one was, just that it did exist, drove around for like two hours, went to the grove cause it might be in there it wasn't, i put a sticker on jades back with a picture of a chick that says 'i am not a nugget' drove around more went up a huge hill, jades sister said like two different times it's not a through street jade, we hit the top started back down and hit a dead end, drove down another main street, i called information to get the adress for krispy cream, we drove around more, i got the adress for the one on grand, we were on the freeway and the other street i said there was one on came up and jades sister was like 'get off here, get off here' we got off, went the wrong direction (which happened everytime we were trying to go down any street) we drove down the street, we found krispy cream in inglewood, it was like the holy grail, i can't even eat them but i was all into it by that time. we pulled up the chick said 'can i help you?' jade ordered she said 'please wait' few minutes later "can i help you?' jade orders 'hang on a minute please' by this time i was laughing so hard i was crying, it was the perfect end to that mission, they got their doughnuts, i got the weakest coffee i've ever had in my life. it was awsome... so then we went looking for the other krispy cream for some reason, it didn't exist, they were filming something and then we drove by it three times cause jade is a loser. jade dropped me off at the bus at like 11:20 i didn't wanna leave cause i was having fun and i didn't wanna have three and a half hours in downtown to kill. i swear some other funny stuff happened but thats all i can remember right now.
so i got back to sd, i called a few people but it was like 2:30am so no one picked up their phones, i had to not sit in front of the greyhound shit so i started wandering around. some mexican guy that didn't speak english started talking to me then he tried to rape me, he was all fucked up so i just pushed him off me, he tried to grab me agian, and was trying kept saying quando, and trying to ofer me mota, i shoved him agian and started walking away and he was saying he was sorry and trying to give me a dollar, i just walked off, i shoulda taken the dollar tho cause i was right in the middle of that quad area over by first, i had taken out all the money i could spare and still get home which was like 3 dollars and had it in my pocket, i started talking to a guy i gave him my last two dunhills, i had a few camels in my bag i was pretending i didn't have cause i needed them, he was trying to get me to let him eat me, but i'm not having that. i got a few bumps and ended up walking around for like two hours with some guys, a pimp let me hit a couple rocks and was trying to get me to go home with him. i got thrusty and the bus was starting to run soon so i ditched the guy and went to horton plaza and filled up my water bottle, got on the shitty bus and came home. i feel dirty i need a bath. the end.