Tuna Guilt

Mar 12, 2009 12:50

Dear Al Gore ( Read more... )

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belladonna713 March 12 2009, 19:25:46 UTC
Just out of curiosity, what are you hoping to gain from all of this?

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korgulon March 13 2009, 00:22:59 UTC
Ehn... It was something to write. I haven't updated in a long time.

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benanov March 15 2009, 03:10:54 UTC
Dear Colleen:

Al Gore is not deific personae and should not be treated, addressed, revered, or regarded in any way, shape, or form as such.

Farm fresh is fine except that it's a little less tasty. Did you know that certain animals commonly raised for meat or milk would otherwise be extinct if not for human intervention*, and if left to their own devices, would quickly grow extinct? It's a good thing they're tasty, now isn't it?

Yours truly,
Someone who's not Al Gore, but got your letter anyway.

* Domestic sheep are so stupid and so unable to fend for themselves that they will die if unattended; they also are unable to take care of themselves and if certain portions of hair near their tail are not removed permanently (through branding/scarring) their faeces will stick to that area and rot, producing massive maggot infestations which will eventually kill them.

Turkeys have been bred for such large breasts that they are unable to physically mate (they fall off) and must by reproduce via artificial insemination.

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korgulon March 17 2009, 20:48:13 UTC
Dude; I'm not a vegan. Tuna is way overfished and a lot of other animals besides us depend on it for food. That's why I "stopped" eating it several years ago.

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