Comments | kornelius99: Derek Mam

kornelius99

Derek Mam

Sep 08, 2005 10:15

Last week this guy came up to buy a coffee. He called me mam. No big deal. He apologized and said he just really needed the coffee. When I gave him the coffee, he thanked me and called me mam again. Now, I don't think I look or sound like a girl. But twice in 5 minutes? I laughed at him this time, though, so I guess he didn't feel the need to ( Read more... )

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Mmmmm.... eisigeyes September 8 2005, 18:49:07 UTC

That's a fun name. People can call you Derek Mamm, or Mammers or Mammary Glanz! Wouldn't that be a great drag queen name? I'm calling you this from now on, you realize. Oh, and don't feel bad about the mam, business, I got called mam to by some guy who turned around after I asked him if he needed help to see that I was, in fact, not a man. I was like "Nice," and walked away from him hehehe. Though, it's kinda my fault, because I instinctively raise my voice when I try to help people. It's less threatening, and often I sound like a pretentious robot :P You should just mispronounce shit at him, like "Here's your carfree sare" and blow snot bubbles out your nose. :D

Re: Mmmmm.... velvetolive September 9 2005, 16:28:06 UTC

i like mammary glanz...but i will refrain from calling him so...maybe.

darktenshi September 8 2005, 21:40:22 UTC

awww derek mamm...you are so cute ^_^ ;P

evenatari September 9 2005, 05:29:40 UTC

i cannot stand that name, therefore, i never want to call you that.

i peed in your coke.

wanna pick me up from the airport, mam? i mean doucher, i mean Jon.

sixpiecepie September 9 2005, 05:34:27 UTC

I'm just going to keep calling you "JON" or "jonathan" or gay boy or something like Fucking Person! Oh just maybe Joanna Kerns.

mlmhr3 September 15 2005, 20:34:24 UTC

Derek is so not you. But it's a good pseudonym