BIG FUCKING SHIT

[kornflakee]

I woke up with a condom in my pocket and bruises on my arm a few days ago, but then I was later informed I had been far too wasted that night to do anything but be mostly catatonic. That's good

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yaaay

[aceofrakes]

Hooray noah only not hooray about the speakers exploding in a fiery hellstorm. :(

I just ordered a new cellphone last night and i'm thinking is gonna be hella sweet and i'll call you on it once I get my new number. :)

I hope you find some cool place to live, like a castle or studio apartment near a dealer. Have a great day forever Noah!

[vanity_ruins]

You should probably get tested in case, hey?

[vanity_ruins]

Well, nothing really could have happened unless RAPE, which I seriously fucking doubt the occupants of the house allowed to happen on their couch. The situation was just frightening when I awoke having no knowledge of the night before!