I can not, for the life of me, get that Dixie Chicks song out of my head. It isn't even that good. But it sure beats Hips Don't Lie being stuck in my head all day (damn you Shakira, and your fat ass, too
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Sonya may come out for our next one. She's gained like 7 lbs this term off of beer alone and has become a total party animal again after living in the middle of nowhere for 4 months. I think she'd prove valuable in a drunkfest. :D
That black guy wasn't that big. Sure he was over weight, but he could have been a lot worse. And if even he managed to go home with 2 guys, surely anything could happen. Next time you're at at Woody's on a Wednesday, just sit alone drinking a cooler looking all depressed and skinny hot guy will come to you. Or if you see him talking to somebody, join in the conversation as he is open to threesomes.
If you drag me to Madonn-a-thon then probably no as going to the village 3 times a 2 weeks will leave me with some rumour repair. Well, it wouldn't necessarily be 'dragging' because I have no objection the music (like I really needed to state that). If it was in the entertainment district I would be there for sure. But 5ive was lame last time, possibly because of the killer moves all those sexy preteens we striking on the dance floor.
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Sonya may come out for our next one. She's gained like 7 lbs this term off of beer alone and has become a total party animal again after living in the middle of nowhere for 4 months. I think she'd prove valuable in a drunkfest. :D
That black guy wasn't that big. Sure he was over weight, but he could have been a lot worse. And if even he managed to go home with 2 guys, surely anything could happen. Next time you're at at Woody's on a Wednesday, just sit alone drinking a cooler looking all depressed and skinny hot guy will come to you. Or if you see him talking to somebody, join in the conversation as he is open to threesomes.
-Matt
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We don't have to be in Sauga ... but ... do you want to go back to the Village?
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If you drag me to Madonn-a-thon then probably no as going to the village 3 times a 2 weeks will leave me with some rumour repair. Well, it wouldn't necessarily be 'dragging' because I have no objection the music (like I really needed to state that). If it was in the entertainment district I would be there for sure. But 5ive was lame last time, possibly because of the killer moves all those sexy preteens we striking on the dance floor.
-Matt
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