Midlife Crisis Ohmiya Side Story: Playing Hooky

[kos_mos26]

THIS IS ENTIRELY darkdropout's FAULT FOR  READING MY MIND AND KNOWING EXACTLY HOW THIS SCENE WAS GOING TO GO AND I JUST HAD TO WRITE IT OUT!!! I HAD TO. EVEN THOUGH I TOLD MYSELF NO OHMIYA UNTIL THE END OF THE PAIRING CHALLENGE BUT...BUT... THIS DOESN'T COUNT AS INDEPENDENT OHMIYA BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY PART OF THE SAKURAIBA FIC, LIKE A DELETED SCENE. And septemberbabyy,

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[cleotine]

Awwwww.......... Sooo cu~~~~te!!!

“You top my most wanted list too.” Ohno winked teasingly.
I thought I liked the previous sentence ("This is why she doesn't like you") but this tops it! How can Ohno be so cute, huh? And another *awwwww* for Nino going all red here♥

“Lets go hose down.” Nino offered.
When I can embarass myself, I definitely will. In German "hose" means "pants" so I was having indecent thoughts at this line. Until I got it (and had to laugh about myself - but to be fair, it would totally be a Nino-thing to do!!)

“I’m not staring.” Ohno said, obstinately. “I was just looking.”
At least he's not touching them, Nino! And since they're a very nice set of nipples Ohno is completely justified in looking at them *nods importantly*
“It’s nice to see them outside enjoying the fresh air.
see above :)

Nino’s grandma would make them leave his bedroom door open.Ah, grandmas.... I bet my grandma would've come into my room had she been looking after me every ten minutes to water the plants, collect the laundry, bring some

[kos_mos26]

Awww, thank you <3

That whole scene only works because Ohno's mother is a great character, especially when played against Nino XD I also love it when Ohno manages to make Nino embarrassed. It's a guilty pleasure XD

Hahahahahaha oh man, that would have been great innuendo! Now I wish I knew German so I could have enjoyed it like you did XD And yes, Nino would totally pull Ohno's pants down, even if he didn't in this particular story ;D

He's not touching for lack of trying though. Nino can be so stingy sometimes XD

Hahahahaha that's exactly the kind of grandma I was imagining! I hope your grandma doesn't get on your case too much though XD

Thank you for reading this despite not having read the main story. It works very well as a stand alone oneshot though, so don't be worried about having to read the Sakuraiba story if you don't want to XD Thank you for reading and once again leaving such a wonderful comment <3

PS: Ohmiya rules all *__*

[cleotine]

So true, Oh-mama is one of the greatest characters in any fic (and we've never even met her!) But from what Ohno tells and the way he is, she must be a wonderful and loving mum :) And a very caring mum that doesn't really like to share her little baby (even if said baby is already 31)
I love embrarassed!Nino! I get a kick out of it every time I see him blush :) He is sooo uber-cute~~
Learning German cannot be that hard, since I learned it in about 2years - fluently! ;) As for articles, where the English knows only "the" we have 16 versions depending on casus and numerus. And that's just the start... The best - there are rules, but just as many exemptions :)
YesYesYesYesYes!!! for Nino pulling down Ohno's pants! (Why can't he do that on TV? Because he's a stingy brat *pouts

[kos_mos26]

Oh-mama really just needs more fic cameos *siiiigh* She must be just as wonderful in real life, after all she did raise one heck of a leader ;D

I wish blushing embarrassed Nino was around more often, but because he isn't it makes his rare appearances so adorable <3

Wowzers, 2 years is impressive! Ugh, thanks for the warning about particles. They're my least favorite part of learning grammar x___x I think I'll just stick with my native English for now XD

I'm sure that at some point, Nino has at least attempted to de-pant Ohno on tv. The directors probably cut it out for the broadcast though, so never got to see it ;___;

Oh, I'm sorry to hear she's passed away, but she sounds like she was quite a handful. ^^

Ahahahaha OTsideP that is such a perfect way to describe it. I might have to use that from now on, I hope you don't mind XD And I know what you mean about being unable to resist Ohmiya (and also Ohno's butt) ;D

PS: Agreed, and agreed. Matsujun is ok with this, as long as he gets to collect the rings on Saturn ;D

[darkdropout]

ASDFIHAWEOIFJAWLEIFJAIWEOFJAIEWJFEIRJFRWOFIJAWEILJFAWILFJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kos_mos26]

I know, my dear. I know.

*pets and consoles*

Thank you for not really making me write this, but letting me blame you for it anyway :D

[darkdropout]

;____________;

Popsicles <3

There is so much that I love about this that I can't actually list it all because it is ALL OF IT! THERE ARE NO SPARKLY LETTERS IN THE WORLD TO EXPRESS HOW I FEEL!!!

You can blame me for anything, anytime, anywhere if Ohmiya is involved. Or even if they aren't. Either way. :D

[helenmaldon]

UMMMMM when is Ohmiya fluff NOT completely welcome???? *struggling to recover from image of them in back of Nino's truck* LOVED THIS!

[kos_mos26]

.....You have a very valid point. Glad you liked Nino's truck ;D

Thank you~

[ylunio]

I LOVE IT! <3 <3 <3
When they fell asleep it made me think about the D no Arashi episode where Ohno and Nino went to the river to catch a fish <3
And the “Ohno loves staring at Nino’s nipples” reference <3 <3
Everything is so perfect and sweet <3 <3 <3 Ohmiya is perfect <3 <3 You writing Ohmiya, you are perfect <3 <3

[kos_mos26]

Ah, you've read my mind! That DnA fish episode where they were snuggling by the river side was a source of inspiration XD

No matter what universe they're in, Ohno loves Nino's nipples as Nino loves Ohno's ass *nods sagely*

You're so sweet, thank you, I'm glad you liked it XD

[malena_tomoe]

this is so cute! Ohmiya is cute! <3<3<3<3<3

thank you :D

[kos_mos26]

I'm happy you liked it, thank you! :D