uhhhhhhh, i just filled out all the subject info and now i can't think of anything to say

Ok, so my lj is back. Ignore all the previous entries, they're idiotic as best. That is all.

Yea this thing is more trouble than it's worth. Apparently speaking my mind is too much for you fuckheads to handle. So I am no longer posting.

So what did Derrick do today? Absolutely nothing! And why might you ask? Because the internet went out I might answer. And why would the internet prevent you from doing anything you might ask? Because it prevents me from talking to people and going somewhere I might answer. Is this journal entry ending soon you might ask? Yes I might answer

Spanish Hardcore, Oh my! Oh God. My drunk ass is going for a swim ( Read more... )

As I sit, eating my tuna fish, watching the dog destroy my only pair of decent shoes, and listening to music...oh god the dog is looking at me...oh sweet jesus if you're reading this help me!!! HE HAS A KNIFE!

Ohhhhh woe is me, my girlfriend left me, and i'm really hurt..booo hoooo hooo. And my parents don't love me, they ruined my life, waaaaaa, just because I can't do anything tommorrow, ohhhhh woe is me, no one loves me. Whaaaaaaaaaaa!
: ( My heart is broken, wahhhhhhh.

Just kidding
Love,
Derrick

I got a pair of hot pink flip-flops at target today. Bow down and worship me you fuckers. I was suppossed to go to pier one imports with Scott today, but he is a bastardhead. As Kimmie would say "Awww, Scott ( Read more... )

I just got done swimming and am quite wet. I'm about to go cram food into my mouth. My further plans for the evening are to make some form of alcoholic drink and float around in my pool while getting plastered. That well be my third time swimming today. One day I hope to shed these human lungs in favor of gills and become some sort of man-fish. I ( Read more... )

Yea this is the first entry right here, there should be a few more up in a while. Feel free to look around at all the nothingness. I'll write tomorrow, but it's late and I need a fucking sandwich.