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Customer A: I want a bagel with cheese!
Me: What kind of cheese? [Most people assume I can read minds and MAGICALLY know if it's cream cheese/specifically FLAVOURED cream cheese, sliced cheddar, OR swiss.] We have cream cheese *gestures to flavour list*, cheddar, and swiss.
Customer: I want it on THIS bagel! *points at all dressed*
Me: Okay. *takes bagel out*
Customer: NOT THAT ONE. THE OTHER ONE.
Me: *eyes the 1 out of 3 I took out* Okay. This one? *holds up another*
Customer: YES.
Me: *puts bagel down, about to slice*
Customer: NOT THAT ONE, THE OTHER ONE!
Me: -_-; *puts it back and takes the last one* This one? *makes sure it's lying in full view on sandwich bar*
Customer: YES! I WANT TUNA.
Me: Okay, tuna sandwich comes with lettuce and tomato. No cheese. You don't want cheese, just tuna sandwich, right?
Customer: NO CHEESE.
Me: *starts stacking veggies*
Customer: THAT CHEESE. I WANT THAT CHEESE.
Me: [WTF.] Ur ... adding cream cheese to tuna sandwich is extra. *makes sure it's the RIGHT cream cheese, bastard wants my homemade dill cucumber and not PLAIN* Is that okay?
Customer: NO CHEESE. JUST TUNA.
Me: O... kay. Please head over to the cashier, I'll bring the sandwich over once it's done. *finally is allowed to make sandwich without interruption*
Customer B, who was waiting behind previous customer: I want tuna sandwich! With cream cheese! *points at dill cucumber cream cheese*
Me: On bagel or bread? And cream cheese costs extral.
Customer B: Bagel. SAME bagel. Extra is okay. *goes right to cashier to pay*
Me: [Why can't your friend be more like you?]