[Drabble] Drabbles in Russian History [3]
DRABBLES IN RUSSIAN HISTORY
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The Island of Sakhalin
August 1945 - While Japan is busy fighting the United States in World War II, Russia finds some time to make territorial claims.
A look to the left. A look to the right.
Sneak, sneak. Down the hallway, pull open the door, pull open the drawer, and-- faceplant, into the floor of Japan's bedroom, Japan riding his back. Ivan gripped his prize as tightly as possible as Kiku tried to wrest it away.
"Ivan-san! Please cease and desist from stealing my half of Sakhalin!"
The material, printed with pine trees, stretched between their hands, but neither looked to be giving up.
Protruding from a pocket of Ivan's greatcoat was a bra with the same piny pattern. "Noh Yaponia, I already have the top half... why not just give me the bottom?"
"Never!" shouted the Japanese man.
A large boom sounded outside the house, followed by the distant cry of, "That's right! I'm the hero!"
"Kuso!" growled Kiku, and after a last kick to the ribs sprinted out of the room.
With his face ground into the carpet: "Aha! Victory is mine!" The panties were waved like a flag.
No peace treaty has ever been signed, and the surrounding islands' true ownership is still disputed to this day...
Sakhalin indeed mostly covered with pine trees.