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Memes, ahoy.
A is for age: Nineteen brutha.
B is for beer of choice: Cat piss is not an acceptable beverage.
C is for career right now: College Professor.
D is for your dog's name: Monster, the mini-aussie. My mom calls him Franknfurter.
E is for essential item you use everyday: It has a screen and a bunch of keys and internet,
F is for favorite TV show: I don't watch any damn TV. D<
G is for favorite game to watch: Watch? Wait...
H is for Home town: Sydney, Australia. Aw yeeeeee
I is for instruments you play: Drums. Hopefully cello soon. STRINGS AND PERCUSSION, OH BOY
J is for favorite juice: Pomegranate.
K is for whose butt you'd like to be kicking: That one person...
L is for last place you ate at: RenFaire. Never has lunch at work been so expensive or delicious.
M is for marriage: Congrats, you found an 'm' word!
N is for your name: Tara. LIKE FROM TEEN TITANS LOL SHUT UP I'LL KILL YOU
O is for overnight hospital stay: Once or twice, yeah. Not funnn.
P is for people you were with today: Uh. Monster. ; n;
Q is for what's your best quality: I don't remember upping the dificulty level of this meme.
R is for what are you currently reading: Brave Story. MMM SHOTAS. Also, the Togainu no Chi manga.
S is for relationship status: Lonely.
T is for time you woke up today: Eight-ish to call in for work.
U is for the type of underwear you have on: Black thong with gray lace trim. MURRR-shot-
V is for vegetable you love: Potatoes. I'm Irish, I have to make up for the famine.
W is for worst habits: Being an ass.
X is for x-rays you've had recently: ....Boy, it sure does blow not having insurance!
Y is for something candy: ...that doesn't begin with a 'y' at all, fucktard.
Z is for zodiac sign: I'm the new cancer never felt better and you can't stand it~ The Ram if you're Asian.
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A - AVAILABLE: I'm just going to say no to this vague question. YOU WON'T FOOL ME, GADGET
B - BIRTHDAY: July, 3rd 1991
C - CRUSHING ON: The skulls of my fallen enemies with the hooves of my steed.
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Dr. Thunder. Generic DP, awyeah. Though everytime I hear Dr. Thunder I imagine Thor in a nurse's outfit and it frightens me.
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: They know who they are.
F - FAVORITE SONG: I have too many to list.
G - GUMMY: Best candy ever! Sour worms, mos def.
H - HOMETOWN: See meme above.
I - IN LOVE WITH: Nidoking. Why must he be so purple and seductive? ' n'
J - JUGGLE: What? No. Stop that.
K - KILLED SOMEONE: Ttly, it's what all those cool scene kids are doing.
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: Disney World in Florida from Texas. It wouldnt be so bad if I could sleep in cars.
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: The Oreo ones from Jackintheback are pretty legit.
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: Two, younger. >C
O - ONE WISH: No more financial cares~
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: Terryderp
Q- QUOTE: "..." - Red
R- REASON TO SMILE: Monster. And his little neongreen and black striped shirt.
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: I hear Gorillaz in the other room...
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: You memes are unoriginal. See above.
U- UMBRELLA: Under my...?
V - VEGETABLE(S): GODAMMIT, MEME.
W - WORST HABIT: ...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Y - YOYOS ARE: Okay, finally, at least you had a real 'y' word. Yoyos are fucking painful and we will not speak of them again.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: ...FFFFFF-explode-
POETRY.
A is for age: Nineteen brutha.
B is for beer of choice: Cat piss is not an acceptable beverage.
C is for career right now: College Professor.
D is for your dog's name: Monster, the mini-aussie. My mom calls him Franknfurter.
E is for essential item you use everyday: It has a screen and a bunch of keys and internet,
F is for favorite TV show: I don't watch any damn TV. D<
G is for favorite game to watch: Watch? Wait...
H is for Home town: Sydney, Australia. Aw yeeeeee
I is for instruments you play: Drums. Hopefully cello soon. STRINGS AND PERCUSSION, OH BOY
J is for favorite juice: Pomegranate.
K is for whose butt you'd like to be kicking: That one person...
L is for last place you ate at: RenFaire. Never has lunch at work been so expensive or delicious.
M is for marriage: Congrats, you found an 'm' word!
N is for your name: Tara. LIKE FROM TEEN TITANS LOL SHUT UP I'LL KILL YOU
O is for overnight hospital stay: Once or twice, yeah. Not funnn.
P is for people you were with today: Uh. Monster. ; n;
Q is for what's your best quality: I don't remember upping the dificulty level of this meme.
R is for what are you currently reading: Brave Story. MMM SHOTAS. Also, the Togainu no Chi manga.
S is for relationship status: Lonely.
T is for time you woke up today: Eight-ish to call in for work.
U is for the type of underwear you have on: Black thong with gray lace trim. MURRR-shot-
V is for vegetable you love: Potatoes. I'm Irish, I have to make up for the famine.
W is for worst habits: Being an ass.
X is for x-rays you've had recently: ....Boy, it sure does blow not having insurance!
Y is for something candy: ...that doesn't begin with a 'y' at all, fucktard.
Z is for zodiac sign: I'm the new cancer never felt better and you can't stand it~ The Ram if you're Asian.
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A - AVAILABLE: I'm just going to say no to this vague question. YOU WON'T FOOL ME, GADGET
B - BIRTHDAY: July, 3rd 1991
C - CRUSHING ON: The skulls of my fallen enemies with the hooves of my steed.
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Dr. Thunder. Generic DP, awyeah. Though everytime I hear Dr. Thunder I imagine Thor in a nurse's outfit and it frightens me.
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: They know who they are.
F - FAVORITE SONG: I have too many to list.
G - GUMMY: Best candy ever! Sour worms, mos def.
H - HOMETOWN: See meme above.
I - IN LOVE WITH: Nidoking. Why must he be so purple and seductive? ' n'
J - JUGGLE: What? No. Stop that.
K - KILLED SOMEONE: Ttly, it's what all those cool scene kids are doing.
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: Disney World in Florida from Texas. It wouldnt be so bad if I could sleep in cars.
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: The Oreo ones from Jackintheback are pretty legit.
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: Two, younger. >C
O - ONE WISH: No more financial cares~
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: Terryderp
Q- QUOTE: "..." - Red
R- REASON TO SMILE: Monster. And his little neongreen and black striped shirt.
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: I hear Gorillaz in the other room...
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: You memes are unoriginal. See above.
U- UMBRELLA: Under my...?
V - VEGETABLE(S): GODAMMIT, MEME.
W - WORST HABIT: ...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Y - YOYOS ARE: Okay, finally, at least you had a real 'y' word. Yoyos are fucking painful and we will not speak of them again.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: ...FFFFFF-explode-
POETRY.