Duet!
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!!!!
If Jesus walked the Earth today
and wanted to lose weight (like Jared)
To look good for that special lady
on a special date (it's hypothetical)
To lose a tunic size
would be quite a feat (even for Jesus!)
So here's the question
What would Jesus eat?..........
Swiss cheese (cause it's holy!)
Miracle Whip (he'd have no other)
Thomas' English Muffins (doubt it)
Virgin Bloody Mary (to honor his mother)
Lucky Charms! (Kousagi: ...wait, Lucky Charms, what...
Jing: Um, you're supposed to say "because he cured the leprechauns", Kou-Kou!
Kousagi: Because he....no, Jing, he didn't...he didn't actually cure leprechauns...what he did was he cured lepers...leper colonies.
Jing: Ooooh, leper COLONIES. Oooh, ooh...
Kousagi: Leper colonies.
Jing: I must've misread that....uh, I guess there isn't any leper food, is there...ok ok, here we go...)
...Angel food cake! (That's better!)
Devilled ham (No way!)
Hearts of palm (Tell us more?)
....on ice cream (Kousagi:....to make a....'palm sundae'?....uh...
Jing: Yeah! That's what Jesus would eat! Honestly, come on...
Kousagi: ...I'd keep moving, Jiiing...yah?...
Jing: mmm.....)
...And I'm guessing when he
went to buy his groceries
He'd redeem coupons
and all the store's employees
And he would cross-train
to get all trim and fit
And one thing that he would not eat
he would not eat sh(Kousagi: SHUT YO MOUTH!
Jing: I'm just talkin' bout what Jesus wouldn't eat!...)
Uncle Ben's Converted Rice (used to be a heathen)
Cheeeeseburger (In Paradiiiise!)
Chicken a la King (Hooold the 'Ala')
Pope Yes Chicken! (Kousagi: ...Wha?
Jing: Pope Yes Chicken Kou-Kou! Wheee!
Kousagi:.....Oh, I think you mean "Popeye's Chicken"...
Jing: Pope...y....oh, OH, did I do that again?
Kousagi: Yes!
Jing: I...misread that. Yeah!)
He was a carpenter
but their diet would not do
Karen Carpenter's dieting proved
it isn't good for you! (D'awwww!)
He wouldn't eat kiesh just to prove
he was a real maaaaan.....
And since he was raised Jewish
He'd have to pass on the heavenly ham
THAT'S WHAT JESUS WOULD EEEEEEEEAT!
YUM YUM!!!!!
If Jesus walked the Earth today
and wanted to lose weight (like Jared)
To look good for that special lady
on a special date (it's hypothetical)
To lose a tunic size
would be quite a feat (even for Jesus!)
So here's the question
What would Jesus eat?..........
Swiss cheese (cause it's holy!)
Miracle Whip (he'd have no other)
Thomas' English Muffins (doubt it)
Virgin Bloody Mary (to honor his mother)
Lucky Charms! (Kousagi: ...wait, Lucky Charms, what...
Jing: Um, you're supposed to say "because he cured the leprechauns", Kou-Kou!
Kousagi: Because he....no, Jing, he didn't...he didn't actually cure leprechauns...what he did was he cured lepers...leper colonies.
Jing: Ooooh, leper COLONIES. Oooh, ooh...
Kousagi: Leper colonies.
Jing: I must've misread that....uh, I guess there isn't any leper food, is there...ok ok, here we go...)
...Angel food cake! (That's better!)
Devilled ham (No way!)
Hearts of palm (Tell us more?)
....on ice cream (Kousagi:....to make a....'palm sundae'?....uh...
Jing: Yeah! That's what Jesus would eat! Honestly, come on...
Kousagi: ...I'd keep moving, Jiiing...yah?...
Jing: mmm.....)
...And I'm guessing when he
went to buy his groceries
He'd redeem coupons
and all the store's employees
And he would cross-train
to get all trim and fit
And one thing that he would not eat
he would not eat sh(Kousagi: SHUT YO MOUTH!
Jing: I'm just talkin' bout what Jesus wouldn't eat!...)
Uncle Ben's Converted Rice (used to be a heathen)
Cheeeeseburger (In Paradiiiise!)
Chicken a la King (Hooold the 'Ala')
Pope Yes Chicken! (Kousagi: ...Wha?
Jing: Pope Yes Chicken Kou-Kou! Wheee!
Kousagi:.....Oh, I think you mean "Popeye's Chicken"...
Jing: Pope...y....oh, OH, did I do that again?
Kousagi: Yes!
Jing: I...misread that. Yeah!)
He was a carpenter
but their diet would not do
Karen Carpenter's dieting proved
it isn't good for you! (D'awwww!)
He wouldn't eat kiesh just to prove
he was a real maaaaan.....
And since he was raised Jewish
He'd have to pass on the heavenly ham
THAT'S WHAT JESUS WOULD EEEEEEEEAT!
YUM YUM!!!!!