Merry Christmas Eve on Koreatime.

Have a holly jolly whatever!

I am utterly behind on buying presents OR cards and I blame the Army. 8 AM to 8 PM. Lovin it. You're free to hit me with a bamboo stick if you arranged for a card / gift exchange with me and I miss Christmas for you ( Read more... )

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ASTROPATHIC TERMINAL : 235731
SERV. A34BS

MESSAGE:

MY LORD INQUISITOR,

IM DRUUUUUUUUUUUNK!

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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: HERE'S TO YOU, HERE'S TO ME, MAY WE NEVER DISAGREE, BUT IF WE DO, F--- YOU, HERE'S TO ME.

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Between wallowing in the grim and gritty recesses of my mind, I took a trip to the grim and gritty recesses of a board I frequent and found these, which immediately brightened my day despite still being grim and gritty.

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It's so foggy outside right now that someone could be walking in in front of you and not be seen. I can't even see the street lights I normally would. God, I want to go out and walk around... but the curfew is in effect. Damnit ( Read more... )

I should start hitting the freeweights at the gym daily again since my body apparently can't be anything other than stocky as hell, and this is officially my new favorite diagram. Or it would be, if I had a former favorite diagram. So that makes this my favorite diagram.

Happy birthday to Jessi and Bob!

SPC Robbins: "Camp Red Cloud? What the hell? That sounds like a fuckin' Indian reservation!"
SPC Woods: "It is; and they're all alcoholics."

Granted I didn't end up at Camp Red Cloud, but I still thought it was funny irregardless. Maybe the effect is lost on people who haven't been to South Korea near Army bases...

I'm alive. Still inprocessing. I ship to my unit tomorrow.