Master of a mutt - Chapter 1

May 05, 2010 15:48

Title: Master of a mutt
Author: KoyaShige90
Fandom: Kanjani8
Pairing: RyOhkura
Rating: I have no idea how to rate this... PG-13
Words: 3777
And NO I don't own anything... except from the plot.
Summary: Ohkura is not acting normal and Ryo finds himself in a weird situation.

Warning for crack and weirdness!



One not very special Sunday afternoon Ohkura is sprawled out on his couch, happily enjoying some TV during his free day when his phone suddenly vibrates and a familiar jingle is played. He reaches out to grab the phone that he's left on the table, he doesn't even bother to sit up. It's a mail from Yoko and the message inside is something that makes him wonder if it's a joke or if it's serious, sometimes it's hard to know with their oldest member, especially if all you have to judge by is written text.

'Ohkura, something serious has come up, I'm at your place in half an hour.'

No emoticons, no details, no nothing. If it indeed was something of importance he wondered what it could be that made Yokoyama contact him of all people, even rushing over to discuss the matter. Well, all he had to do was wait, he would get the answer shortly anyway.

* * *

It's Monday morning and Kanjani8 is getting ready for a photo shoot, well most of them that is.

“Where's Nishikido and Ohkura?” They ask in make-up as Subaru and Yassu is getting theirs done.

“Ryo's on his way, but we haven't heard from Ohkura yet.” As Hina finishes the sentence as if on cue Ryo enters the room.

“Hi guys, sorry I'm late.” He goes straight over to where Yassu and Subaru is, sitting down in a third unoccupied chair.

“Ne, Ryo-chan have you heard anything from Tacchon, the manager can't seem to get in contact with him.” Ryo give Yassu a quick glance as the make-up artist begins her work on him.

“What? No, I've been busy all week. I haven't seen him besides at work.”

“I saw him yesterday, he seemed fine to me.” Yoko looks up from his game momentarily, sounding almost disappointed by the fact that Ohkura had been in good condition last time they met.

“What's up with that? You act like you want something to be wrong with Tatsu.” Hina steps in and gives Yoko a punch on the head.

“Ouch!” The oldest idol doesn't bother to answer and just goes back to his game with a pout.

“Well, he can't just ditch work like this. We should go over and check his apartment later if he still hasn't turned up.” Subaru said as he stood up, being ready to begin shooting.

“What if something really has happened? He might be sick?” Yassu said with worry in his voice.

“I can go, I have this afternoon off and I have a spare key anyway.” Ryo volunteers and it's swiftly agreed that the News member will go as soon as they are done.

The shoot goes smoothly, but when they are done there still hadn't been any signs of their drummer.

* * *

And so Ryo find himself walking up the stairs to his friends apartment alone not even an hour later. Yassu had wanted to come too, but since he had band practice scheduled for the rest of the day Ryo ended up going by himself in the end.

He stops outside and call the doorbell, waiting for Ohkura to open. For a while there is no response and he is just about to press the buzzer one more time when he hear movement on the other side of the door.

“Ohkura?” Ryo backs a step as there is a loud thud followed by a scratching sound, but the door remains closed.

“This isn't funny. Are you in there? Ohkura?” The scratching stops and is replaced by a whining noise that almost sound like the drummer's voice.

“God damn it Ohkura, this isn't funny! Open the door now or I'll open it myself!” His patience is running low and when he still get no reply he fishes out the key in his pocket and press it into the lock. The door make a clicking sound and he swings it open only to find something very heavy jump at him making him fall to the floor. The thing is lying on top of him and is licking his face most eagerly. The suddenness of the assault caught Ryo off guard and it took a while before he could pry the licking monster away from him.

When the big thing was finally off of his chest and he could properly breathe again he noticed that the menace was no other than Ohkura himself. Who was now sitting beside him on the floor looking extremely happy with the whole situation, wearing nothing but a pair of loose trousers Ryo establishes. Getting out of the apartment was obviously nothing the younger man had bothered with today.

“Ohkura? What the hell is wrong with you?!” Ryo wasn't sure what to make of this, but he blushes slightly as he wipes off some of the saliva the younger man had left on his face. The yelling seemed to have some effect, Ohkura was now looking at him with guilty eyes, lowering his head slightly, but he still didn't talk.

“Okay, you have five seconds to explain yourself.” He shifts so that he is sitting more comfortably and turn his eyes to his persistently quiet friend. It was true that the younger man was one of few words, but this was annoying and when he after five seconds of a raising anger still hadn't gotten any response Ryo stands up abruptly and once again starts to yell.

“I have no idea what the fuck you're trying to pull, but I told you it isn't funny! Why the hell didn't you show up at work today!? We even had to-” Then Ohkura does something that throw him off enough to stop mid sentence. The drummer had rolled around and lay himself on his back by Ryo's feet looking up at him with sad eyes. This was just too weird.

If this was some kind of weird joke from Ohkura's side it was definitely not a good one, but as things seemed this whole acting was not a prank at all. Ryo just stare at the man still lying on the floor with disbelieving eyes, this was not something he would do for the sake of a joke, this was way too embarrassing for someone like Tacchon.

Ryo walks past his friend and sits down in the couch lifting his hands to cover his face. As he sit there pondering what the hell happened he can feel a weight appear on his lap. He lets his hands slide down and is met with a pair of brown eyes. Ohkura had put his head in his lap and was standing on all four in front of him. The younger man nudged him a little with his nose and gave his leg a lick as if to comfort. His best friend and fellow member has obviously completely lost it, acting all weird like this. Its almost as if he believes he is a dog or something.

Wait, that couldn't be it could it? No that would be absurd, how the hell would that happen anyway? But as he watch his friend on the floor he can't help but think that that is the only explanation to this behavior.

Maybe he is on some kind of drugs? That might have explained it, but it was not likely, this was still Ohkura, at least he hoped it was, and he didn't do stupid shit like that. More likely he had fell and hit his head on something, probably pretty hard considering the drastic change in behavior.

For a while he simply sits there staring at his friend who still has his head placed in his lap. Then he reach out a hand thinking that if he really had hit his head, Ohkura would most likely have some kind of swelling to prove it. However before he could start the examination the drummer pushed his head up to meet with Ryo's hand, obviously happy to getting touched and cuddled with.

He watches Ohkura for a second, blinking a little in surprise before he pulls himself together and starts the search for any kind of bump on the other's head. He let his fingers trace through the thick brown locks and get content sighs of appreciation in response. For a few minutes he just sits there brushing through his friend's hair, but he gives up soon not able to find anything amiss at all. Ryo slump back into the furniture sighing despondently. He hears a wail, the other man was obviously trying to get his attention, feeling left out when Ryo had stopped his petting all of a sudden.

“I can't believe this. How the hell did this happen anyway?” As he talk the drummer slant his head slightly looking at him confused but attentively.

“Right, no use talking to a dog.” Ryo lets out a laugh, even though he don't really find this whole thing funny. Somehow Ohkura has started to believe he is a dog or whatever this was, and he had no idea how he could fix it. One thing he knew for sure was that it was not wise to let anyone see his fellow member like this, neither could he leave the poor man here alone. Who knows what might happen?

“Well, for now lets just get you to my place, I think that's better than just leaving you here.” He stands up and take a look around before he heads into the bedroom. The bed is a mess and the covers are practically lying on the floor. Ohkura who had followed him jumped up on the bed and was now watching Ryo with interest from a lying position as he searches the room for something for the drummer to wear.

When he finds a clean T-shirt he turns around and join the fellow on the bed. It seems to give the wrong message and suddenly he has a barking and frolic 24 year old over him licking and nibbling as he probably thinks Ryo is playing. The bed squeals unhappily as they move around quite roughly, Ohkura overly exited and Ryo fighting desperately not to get crushed. “Stop! Bad Tadayoshi, bad!”

Why he had used Tadayoshi instead of Ohkura he wasn't sure, it had just come out automatically, and it also seemed to work pretty well, because now the other man was staying still, once again giving him a look of guilt. Ryo took a deep breath. “It's okay. I'm not mad, but I need to get you clothed. I can't have you run around half naked.”

He wasn't quite sure why he keeps talking, it's not like the words will get through anyway. “Now stay still.”

Holding the T-shirt in his hand he moves closer to be able to put the garment over Ohkura's head. It feels weird dressing the other and when he pulls the shirt down long enough to cover the eyes the younger man shakes his head violently, not liking it at all. Ryo struggles for a few moments before he finally succeeds with his task, by then breathing heavily. “Those pants you have will have to do, because I'm not going to bother trying to put on new ones.”

When he gets up from the bed Ohkura is close behind, making a bobbery as he hurries out of the room at the same time as Ryo, pushing past him in the small doorway almost causing Ryo to fall.

“Why can't he just take it a little easy?” He mumbles to himself as he follows behind, finding Ohkura by the front door watching him expectantly. At least he's smart enough to know they're on their way out. Ryo walks up to him and somehow manages to get the other man's shoes on and pulls the drummer up so that he is standing, showing that at least the man still knows how to stand like a human. Before leaving he turns off the lights and all the while his friend is whining, pointing his head towards where he knows he can get through in just a moment.

“Okay, let's go.” As soon as the door is opened Ohkura is out, leaving a baffled Ryo behind. Fortunately he can't run far, there is nowhere to go except from the stairs and he doesn't seem to like them, avoiding them as he moves in circles around the floor. The sound of Ohkura running around is awfully noisy and Ryo fear that the neighbors will notice, so he rushes forward and presses the button for the elevator before he turns around to try and get his friends attention.

“Tadayoshi, come here.” It's a good thing that the elevator decide to open up at that moment and that somehow he manages to get the younger man inside just in time before the grouchy old lady that residents in the apartment across Ohkura's sticks her head out to find the source of disturbance.

For a while Ryo gets to think that he has succeeded, but the moment the elevator opens Ohkura is on the move again, this time pulling Ryo behind him since he's still holing onto the taller man's hand, trying his best to keep him from running around. But he is a lot weaker and when they are out on the street Ryo has to stop every other second because Ohkura stops to smell something, only to rush off the next, finding everything exiting and new.

It's a miracle that they make it to Ryo's car without any incidents, and he his utterly grateful that the parking lot is so close by. He pushes the other man inside the car and close the door behind him, resting against the door a few moments before he steps around and get into the drivers seat.

As soon as he's in Ohkura is all over him again and he has to use all his strength to force him back into his own seat, he quickly puts the belt on trapping the mad dog. He's given a miserable look and he almost feels sorry for his friend. In a try to cheer him up Ryo opens the window and it seems to do the trick because the rest of the drive home to Ryo's Ohkura has his head sticking out through the window, looking very happy letting the wind ruffle him.

This whole thing would have been a lot easier if he could have put a leash on the other male as if he really was a dog. The thought is innocent at first, but stirs something inside of Ryo as he turn his head slightly to watch the man in the seat next to him, who now has his tongue dangling out being caught in the wind. He can't help but find it cute, the whole thing very weird and Ohkura looking possibly retarded, but yet sweet in some way.

When he realizes that he's staring he quickly turns away and concentrates on the road for the remaining way home.

It's pretty much just as troublesome to get Ohkura inside Ryo's apartment as it was to get him out of his own and Ryo is very thankful that he lives in an area where most people are at work this time of the day. Having a bunch of high school girls seeing Kanjani's drummer running around like a dork with Ryo dragged behind him was not something desirable, and it would most definitely be harmful to their images as sexy idols.

About 6 pm Ryo could finally lock the door behind him and let go of Ohkura's hand to let him run inside the apartment, sniffing at nothing in particular before he returns to his side staying close as Ryo move to sit down in his own couch to get some rest. Taking care of such a big “dog” was not easy and he was feeling pretty tired despite it being early still. A few minutes pass, he's not sure exactly how many, but suddenly his stomach lets out a dissatisfied whinge. He's hungry, not very strange considering he didn't eat any lunch after the photo shoot and went directly to his friend's home.

Ryo gets up from his comfortable seat and strides over to the kitchen to check the refrigerator. After giving it a quick glance he picks out a few ingredients and decides to do something simple. As he begins to prepare the food he can feel a pair of eyes boring into him from behind. He turns around and see the younger man watching the carrot in his hand intently, some drool threatening to leave his mouth. It hits him then. It must have been several hours since Ohkura last ate, poor thing must be starving.

He goes back to get a few more eggs and gives the man on the floor a pat on the head as he walk past him. “Don't worry Tacchon, I'll make you something fast.”

When Ryo is done Ohkura is whining obstreperously, practically jumping at Ryo as he puts the food on a plate and as soon he has placed it down for the other man to reach it, Ryo deciding to let him eat on the floor, the younger is devouring the omelet, practically in one bite. “Hey, you won't even feel the taste that way!“ This only got him a puzzled look soon followed by one pleading for a new filling. Ryo sighs deeply. “…Whatever.”

After feeding his new “pet” two additional meals, which was gobbled down just as fast as the first one, it seems as if Ohkura is pleased at last. Yawning loudly before making it comfortable for himself on Ryo's rug, walking a few laps around himself before he's ready to lie down. It's quite the sight, and he almost wish he had a camera to film it. This would have been very funny to show the drummer when he is back to his normal self again. This time tomorrow they would probably be gathered somewhere laughing at this whole mess, while the youngest member would sit in a corner and sulk as Ryo told them the whole story.

Well, that was what he hoped for anyway, but somewhere in his gut Ryo had a feeling that it wouldn't go that easy, most things never did. Quietly he leaves Ohkura to sleep and go to take a a quick shower. He's dead tired and wants to sleep as soon as possible.

Stepping out of the bathroom feeling fresh Ryo checks in on how the younger man is doing. Still sound asleep, loud snores and deep breathes to prove it. There is something about it he finds cute, it looks really comfortable, almost cozy and Ryo smiles to himself as he tip-toes to his bedroom.

The bed is heavenly and it takes less than five minutes for him to start drifting off, but he gets interrupted in his pleasant way towards sleep as a loud scratching is heard and soon the room gets a little brighter as the door slides open. Barely has Ryo comprehended that the door is opened before something makes the bed shake. He sits up a little baffled and turns to see another body spread out on the bed, Ohkura has occupied the other half off his bed and is lying there with a happy smile watching Ryo.

“Oh no. No, you're not sleeping in the bed. Get down.” Just as he had been feeling so comfortable he had to come and ruin it. Having Ohkura sleeping in his bed was a bad idea for several reasons. For one he thought he was a dog, and dogs shall never sleep on beds. Secondly, Ryo wasn't completely sure if he could get any sleep if his friend was two inches away. They had shared hotel rooms, but sharing a bed was a whole different story, this was definitely not allowed.

So he throws off the covers and gets up again, not bothering to put anything on, underwear is more than enough for the short walk back to the living room. “Tadayoshi, get down. Come here.”

Ryo pats his leg to call Ohkura to him and to his relief it works and the drummer jumps down and slowly walks over to Ryo's side. He grabs the collar of the younger man's T-shirt to make sure he doesn't run off anywhere and walks back to stop at his couch. Then he points at the couch and tells the other to jump up, which he does, looking at Ryo as if he's expecting some kind of reward for being so good. “Good, now stay here.”

Giving a gentle pat on the other man's head and placing a blanket over the tall body Ryo turns and goes back to his own bed, closing his door properly this time. For a second time he buries himself in the warmth of his bed and tries to fall back asleep. But to no avail because pretty much as soon as his head hits the pillow, once again the sound of scratching can be heard. However, this time the door doesn't open for the one outside, and so he begins to whine and wail, pleading for Ryo to let him in.

“NO! Be quiet, go back to the couch!” Even with a pillow tightly pressed over his head he can hear the noise clearly, it's awfully disturbing and heart-wrenching and Ryo only stands it for about a minute before he for a third and final time that night gets out of bed.

As soon as he opens the door Ohkura is over him again, whining while licking every part of Ryo he can reach, before the older male pushes him away gently. When he hops back into his bed the other is close behind and when he finally can lean back onto his pillow Ohkura's head is placed on his stomach and one of his arms hangs loosely over Ryo's body. He swallows and does his best to relax, feeling a little fluttered all of a sudden. But then Ohkura gives a happy sigh and Ryo can't help but smile, placing his own hand on the soft head resting on him. “Fine, but it's ONLY for tonight. You hear that?”

Ryo falls asleep caressing the other who is already in dream-land, feeling well-satisfied in the end as he at last gets his precious rest.

Okay, so finally I have started on (or rather posted) a new Multi-chap! It's quite different from my last one (My Last Train) and it's basically crack with some weird smutt-moments. Well, you've read it, no need to explain. Anyway, I will continue this, but i don't know how long it will take for me to update. It's for this reason I haven't posted any other multichapters, but I decided to upload this one anyway. I hope you enjoyed it! Please tell me what you think! ^__^

If you want more RyOhkura you can check out my Fanfic Archive which you can find HERE.

Also be aware that English isn't my first language, so I apologize if there are any annoying errors. ^^''' Please comment, it's what keeps me motivated! :D So if you like it remember to comment, constructive critique is also welcome... But that doesn't mean you have to be overly evil! *just joking* ^_^

master of a mutt, g: kanjani8, #multi-chapter, nishikido ryo, ohkura tadayoshi, p: nishikido ryo/ohkura tadayoshi, r: pg-13, ryohkura, koyashige90

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