and fuck you, for existing in the first place

GET OUT OF MY BRAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
and get into my pants

lets go to a strip club!
i want to join a barbershop quartet...
or g-unit...
or a horrifying fusion of the two.
im definintly compiling a "losing my virginity" playlist
any suggestions?
whoa, those vitamin c sucking candies really do make you have to shit.

i have no will power, and JUST to prove it, i am going to write an entire entry about him ( Read more... )

You are a Fork.


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lalalalalalalalala REVOLT ( Read more... )

ANYMORE

no one sees me sleeping
where the road curves,
the road curves wide
i am sleeping in the junket
where the road curves
the way is wide through thick of twilight
wicked pale light
wraps me too tight
where the road curves
im riding the rump of the revolution
watching the headlights
of a luminescent MAC truck
chalking it up to a highway

i have kissed someone...

on the cheek.
on the lips.
on their hands or fingers.
in my room.
in their room.
of the same sex... am i lesbian yet?
of the opposite sex.
younger than me.
older than me.
with jet black hair.
with curly hair.
with blonde hair & blue eyes.
with flaming red hair.
with straight hair.
smaller/shorter than me... and any adolescent girl ( Read more... )

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okay as though i dont suffer enough speculation liking lesbian singers, but i always find myself partial to their most lesbian-riffic songs.

1. What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before? cried over a guy

2. Did you keep your New Year's resolutions, and will you make more for next year? no, because as my brother would say, dass gay

3. Did anyone close to you give birth? ...not that im aware of

4. Did anyone close to you die? ...shouldnt have to think so hard about this one ( Read more... )