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[kpax23]

From: Kath's Laptop, the only internet device that Kath can use besides the bigass Mac downstairs
To: EVERYBODY OH LORDDear friends

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[whitebrowgigs]

Dear Kath's Laptop,

Please inform Kath that she doesn't need the laptop unless she informs me something grand and/or magical that I ordered her to take care of Saturday evening. Inform her that if she did not take care of set task, her ass is a monocotyledonous green plant, ie- grass.

Yours,
Mike
the Gigs.