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SHINee/Super Junior, Gen
Taemin moves into the Super Junior apartments and nobody notices for a good three days. That is, until Key arrives on Apartment B’s doorstep demanding him back.
"What? We don't have your creepy magnae." Yehsung slams the door in his face. Unfortunately, Key's first instinct is to use his hand to block it. The bloodcurdling scream that follows the snap of impact rouses everybody from their rooms, including Taemin from Heechul's.
"Does it hurt, hyung?" Taemin whispers, hovering over Key as Ryeowook is bandaging his hand five minutes later. Key glowers up at him and he backs away, making an excuse about doing more "research." Heechul is still cackling on the floor.
The Super Junior apartments are an even more crowded mess than usual, when the rest of SHINee arrive the following day. Jonghyun insists they bring everything they might need, “in case Taemin convinces management we need to stay past the one week allowance.”
“That’s ridiculous,” Hyukjae scoffs, put out at the intruders’ arrival . “When management says one week, they mean one week. What makes him so special?”
Jonghyun returns his mocking scoff with one of his own. It isn’t anywhere near as impressive as Key’s, but it does the trick in getting Hyukjae to look twice. “Don’t underestimate the power of the adorable. I bet you Ryeowook gets his way more often than you’d think.”
"Did someone say my name?" Ryeowook looks over at them with innocently blinking eyes as Yehsung walks by dragging Key’s luggage. Hyukjae remembers that he had refused to help just the night before, but after a talk with Ryeowook had suddenly changed his mind. Jonghyun probably has a point.
In any case, they’re stuck with SHINee for the duration.
“Where’s my room?” Key asks, coming in with a clipboard. There are five names on the single sheet of paper attached to it, under a column titled “SHINee members.” The column next to that one says “Rooming with.”
Kyuhyun sneaks a peek, using his height once more to his advantage. “Oh, no. They’re sharing our rooms?” He looks skeptical of this idea, as he does with pretty much all Super Junior ideas. “Can’t they just take the living room?”
"No way!" Donghae and Hyukjae protest simultaneously. "What about our weekly video gaming tournaments?!"
Kyuhyun rolls his eyes. Everybody knows the tournaments are usually just a death match between the two of them. "Can't they take the other living room?" Kyuhyun clarifies.
“Now, now, everyone,” Jungsu chides, ushering everyone inside Apartment A’s living room so they can discuss the living arrangements. “Whatever happened to the SM Family? Besides, they’re not sharing our rooms. They’re also sharing our beds.”
Both he and Kyuhyun bring their fingers up to their noses and announce, “Not it.”
The five slowest Super Junior members (Yehsung, Zhou Mi, Sungmin, Donghae, and Kibum who is absent) are forced to give up a portion of their bed.
“How are they even going to fit?” Yehsung asks, looking put out at having lost yet another game. “Our beds are all twin sizes, way too small for more than one person.”
“Not like you ever use that bed, anyway,” Henry points out. Key laughs boisterously as everyone else looks on in confusion. Henry grins - sometimes it’s nice being the only one who can really speak English.
After a little commotion, Key is assigned to Sungmin’s bed, Jonghyun to Zhou Mi's,Minho to Donghae’s (naturally), Taemin to Kibum’s (because he’s in the same space as Heechul), and Onew to Yehsung’s (because he got the short straw).
"What's with all the Febreze? And lotion?" Onew asks, picking up a bottle to inspect. Everybody is moving their things into their new rooms and he is setting up by Yehsung's bed. But there seems to be a barrier around it - at least that's what he considers the work-out contraption and turtle tank. Not to mention the nightstand piled with lotion and Febreze.
Yehsung is about to answer, but Ryeowook already has his hand over his mouth. He smiles at Onew, almost apologetic, and mumbles something about how that's not important. Clearing his throat, he moves onto what he deems more important matters. "It'll be tough sharing a bed with Jongwoon hyung. He tends to move. You can have his bed, though, and I'll let him share mine."
Onew may be a little clueless now and again (or most of the time), but he isn't an idiot. Suddenly ,he understands what all the lotion is for and promptly drops the bottle in his hand.
"Hey!" Yehsung doesn't have time to get too upset over it spilling all over his floor, though, because Minho is running in with Loach in his arms and Donghae cackling wildly behind him. Zhou Mi and Jonghyun arrive shortly after, Zhou Mi looking terrified and Jonghyun annoyed.
"Give him back!" Jonghyun demands, holding his hand out. Why he thinks a raised voice will make up for his lack of height will somehow make him more intimidating is beyond the understanding of anyone else in the room.
"But we bought presents for him!" Donghae whines. "We want to see him try them on."
Zhou Mi looks terrified at even the notion of it. Jonghyun makes a lunge for Minho, who runs himself into Yehsung, effectively losing his grip on the poor dog and nearly dropping him to the ground.
Ryeowook saves the pup by catching him in his arms, then walking calmly over to Zhou Mi to give him back. Zhou Mi smiles at Ryeowook gratefully and RyeoWook lightly pets Loach's head. "Play nice."
Something about the way his eyes narrow sends shivers down all their spines, and those not currently assigned to the room quickly evacuate.
"Whoa." Onew looks at him with stars in his eyes. "Can you teach me how to do that?"
All sorts of chaos ensues over the next couple of hours. Taemin hovers around Heechul, who ignores him in favor of pestering Hankyung and molesting Shiwon. Kangin goes around shouting about children disrespecting their elders when he discovers that Sungmin, Shindong, and Key have ransacked his dresser and replaced all his underwear with women's panties. (They try to escape to the other apartment, but Kangin has a key to that, too.) Donghae tries to make up with Jonghyun by clinging onto him (and possibly trying to lick his ear), much to Minho's consternation and Henry's amusement. Meanwhile, Eeteuk is playing apathetic leader, favoring his cyworld over real life problems. Ryeowook goes back and forth to handle damage control as Yehsung tries to kill whichever SHINee member is nearest to him. Onew stays out of Yesung's way but can't really avoid his own bandmates or the rest of Super Junior. Hyukjae screams bloody murder when Onew tries to hide in his room and, thanks to the Onew condition, wrecks it by tripping over anything and everything (and sometimes nothing at all). Of course this is the one day that Kibum decides to come home, and he would have left right away if it hadn't been for Heechul noticing him and dragging him, quite literally, back inside. Only Kyuhyun and Zhou Mi manage to escape the commotion, and only because Zhou Mi insists that Kyuhyun come along with him and Loach to the vet's to translate.
It isn’t until dinner that anyone thinks to ask Taemin why he’s so keen on living with Super Junior for the week. When he answers, they figure they didn't really want to know in the first place.
SHINee/Super Junior, Gen
Taemin moves into the Super Junior apartments and nobody notices for a good three days. That is, until Key arrives on Apartment B’s doorstep demanding him back.
"What? We don't have your creepy magnae." Yehsung slams the door in his face. Unfortunately, Key's first instinct is to use his hand to block it. The bloodcurdling scream that follows the snap of impact rouses everybody from their rooms, including Taemin from Heechul's.
"Does it hurt, hyung?" Taemin whispers, hovering over Key as Ryeowook is bandaging his hand five minutes later. Key glowers up at him and he backs away, making an excuse about doing more "research." Heechul is still cackling on the floor.
The Super Junior apartments are an even more crowded mess than usual, when the rest of SHINee arrive the following day. Jonghyun insists they bring everything they might need, “in case Taemin convinces management we need to stay past the one week allowance.”
“That’s ridiculous,” Hyukjae scoffs, put out at the intruders’ arrival . “When management says one week, they mean one week. What makes him so special?”
Jonghyun returns his mocking scoff with one of his own. It isn’t anywhere near as impressive as Key’s, but it does the trick in getting Hyukjae to look twice. “Don’t underestimate the power of the adorable. I bet you Ryeowook gets his way more often than you’d think.”
"Did someone say my name?" Ryeowook looks over at them with innocently blinking eyes as Yehsung walks by dragging Key’s luggage. Hyukjae remembers that he had refused to help just the night before, but after a talk with Ryeowook had suddenly changed his mind. Jonghyun probably has a point.
In any case, they’re stuck with SHINee for the duration.
“Where’s my room?” Key asks, coming in with a clipboard. There are five names on the single sheet of paper attached to it, under a column titled “SHINee members.” The column next to that one says “Rooming with.”
Kyuhyun sneaks a peek, using his height once more to his advantage. “Oh, no. They’re sharing our rooms?” He looks skeptical of this idea, as he does with pretty much all Super Junior ideas. “Can’t they just take the living room?”
"No way!" Donghae and Hyukjae protest simultaneously. "What about our weekly video gaming tournaments?!"
Kyuhyun rolls his eyes. Everybody knows the tournaments are usually just a death match between the two of them. "Can't they take the other living room?" Kyuhyun clarifies.
“Now, now, everyone,” Jungsu chides, ushering everyone inside Apartment A’s living room so they can discuss the living arrangements. “Whatever happened to the SM Family? Besides, they’re not sharing our rooms. They’re also sharing our beds.”
Both he and Kyuhyun bring their fingers up to their noses and announce, “Not it.”
The five slowest Super Junior members (Yehsung, Zhou Mi, Sungmin, Donghae, and Kibum who is absent) are forced to give up a portion of their bed.
“How are they even going to fit?” Yehsung asks, looking put out at having lost yet another game. “Our beds are all twin sizes, way too small for more than one person.”
“Not like you ever use that bed, anyway,” Henry points out. Key laughs boisterously as everyone else looks on in confusion. Henry grins - sometimes it’s nice being the only one who can really speak English.
After a little commotion, Key is assigned to Sungmin’s bed, Jonghyun to Zhou Mi's,Minho to Donghae’s (naturally), Taemin to Kibum’s (because he’s in the same space as Heechul), and Onew to Yehsung’s (because he got the short straw).
"What's with all the Febreze? And lotion?" Onew asks, picking up a bottle to inspect. Everybody is moving their things into their new rooms and he is setting up by Yehsung's bed. But there seems to be a barrier around it - at least that's what he considers the work-out contraption and turtle tank. Not to mention the nightstand piled with lotion and Febreze.
Yehsung is about to answer, but Ryeowook already has his hand over his mouth. He smiles at Onew, almost apologetic, and mumbles something about how that's not important. Clearing his throat, he moves onto what he deems more important matters. "It'll be tough sharing a bed with Jongwoon hyung. He tends to move. You can have his bed, though, and I'll let him share mine."
Onew may be a little clueless now and again (or most of the time), but he isn't an idiot. Suddenly ,he understands what all the lotion is for and promptly drops the bottle in his hand.
"Hey!" Yehsung doesn't have time to get too upset over it spilling all over his floor, though, because Minho is running in with Loach in his arms and Donghae cackling wildly behind him. Zhou Mi and Jonghyun arrive shortly after, Zhou Mi looking terrified and Jonghyun annoyed.
"Give him back!" Jonghyun demands, holding his hand out. Why he thinks a raised voice will make up for his lack of height will somehow make him more intimidating is beyond the understanding of anyone else in the room.
"But we bought presents for him!" Donghae whines. "We want to see him try them on."
Zhou Mi looks terrified at even the notion of it. Jonghyun makes a lunge for Minho, who runs himself into Yehsung, effectively losing his grip on the poor dog and nearly dropping him to the ground.
Ryeowook saves the pup by catching him in his arms, then walking calmly over to Zhou Mi to give him back. Zhou Mi smiles at Ryeowook gratefully and RyeoWook lightly pets Loach's head. "Play nice."
Something about the way his eyes narrow sends shivers down all their spines, and those not currently assigned to the room quickly evacuate.
"Whoa." Onew looks at him with stars in his eyes. "Can you teach me how to do that?"
All sorts of chaos ensues over the next couple of hours. Taemin hovers around Heechul, who ignores him in favor of pestering Hankyung and molesting Shiwon. Kangin goes around shouting about children disrespecting their elders when he discovers that Sungmin, Shindong, and Key have ransacked his dresser and replaced all his underwear with women's panties. (They try to escape to the other apartment, but Kangin has a key to that, too.) Donghae tries to make up with Jonghyun by clinging onto him (and possibly trying to lick his ear), much to Minho's consternation and Henry's amusement. Meanwhile, Eeteuk is playing apathetic leader, favoring his cyworld over real life problems. Ryeowook goes back and forth to handle damage control as Yehsung tries to kill whichever SHINee member is nearest to him. Onew stays out of Yesung's way but can't really avoid his own bandmates or the rest of Super Junior. Hyukjae screams bloody murder when Onew tries to hide in his room and, thanks to the Onew condition, wrecks it by tripping over anything and everything (and sometimes nothing at all). Of course this is the one day that Kibum decides to come home, and he would have left right away if it hadn't been for Heechul noticing him and dragging him, quite literally, back inside. Only Kyuhyun and Zhou Mi manage to escape the commotion, and only because Zhou Mi insists that Kyuhyun come along with him and Loach to the vet's to translate.
It isn’t until dinner that anyone thinks to ask Taemin why he’s so keen on living with Super Junior for the week. When he answers, they figure they didn't really want to know in the first place.