FILLED: it's so easy when you're evil [1/2]
anonymous
July 30 2011, 17:50:53 UTC
SJM arrives in China for the first time in six months. It's late at night and they get through the airport with relative ease in spite of the fangirl presence which is a constant in their lives and little more than background noise after so many years. Except this times things are a little different because while most of them are met with cheers, everyone just sort of goes a bit quiet when they see Siwon and one girl covers her mouth with one hand and points with the other, eyes going wide. He's not used to that. Most of the time they just call him handsome which he's heard enough times to understand in twelve different languages. It's not a useful skill, but it's one he has
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FILLED: it's so easy when you're evil [2/2]
anonymous
July 30 2011, 17:51:58 UTC
"Evil twin," says Swion. Usually Siwon would prefer not to label anyone as evil, but Swion enjoys setting things on fire, talking during movies, and stealing candy from babies so Siwon thinks that maybe, this time, evil is the right word for it. Also, he has a goatee and that's always been a sign of evil, or at the very least unpleasantness.
"Huh," says Kyuhyun.
Siwon has always thought it was unfair that he was the black sheep of the family because he joined a boyband, when Swion spent their family's money building an evil lair and setting himself up as dictator of a small European country. Last he'd heard Swion was waging war against some kid who, if his mother's phone calls were to be believed, may or may not have also been magical. "It's good to see you again," he says, and tries to mean it a little bit.
"Huh," Kyuhyun repeats with a little more interest and that's not worrying at all
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"Huh," says Kyuhyun.
Siwon has always thought it was unfair that he was the black sheep of the family because he joined a boyband, when Swion spent their family's money building an evil lair and setting himself up as dictator of a small European country. Last he'd heard Swion was waging war against some kid who, if his mother's phone calls were to be believed, may or may not have also been magical. "It's good to see you again," he says, and tries to mean it a little bit.
"Huh," Kyuhyun repeats with a little more interest and that's not worrying at all ( ... )
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Captured a princess, destroyed her home planet, had to escape from my ship when the rebel alliance blew it up. You know, the usual l m a o.
and kyu being evil. i just, this was perfect anon.
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omg this is great. i had originally thought the prompt was absurd, but this is gold. ty anon!
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