jessica/tiffany, 2
anonymous
June 29 2011, 06:12:28 UTC
There's a cockroach loose in the kitchen, which means it is Tiffany's sacred duty to get a paper cup and catch it, so that she can take it safely outside. And then release him into the wilderness, where he rightfully belongs, and will enjoy the rest of his days with his cockroach friends. She spends twenty minutes chasing it around; it's not a very fast cockroach but each time Tiffany gets close, she starts worrying about whether her cup is big enough for it, whether the antennae will get caught under the rim, whether she's going to accidentally touch it --
Jessica slams a wad of napkins into the wall and, just like that, the cockroach is dead.
"You killed him!" Tiffany shrieks.
"Only because you didn't have the balls to do it," says Jessica, swiftly disposing of the cockroach and washing her hands.
"You don't technically have balls either," Tiffany pouts.
"Sure I do," says Jessica. She scrubs with soap; she might not have come into direct contact with the cockroach, but the feeling is still there. "They're metaphorical
( ... )
f(x), amber/krystal, 7
anonymous
June 29 2011, 06:20:59 UTC
Amber doesn’t know what to do.
It’s ninety degrees in the middle of a hot Korean summer, and she’s stuck in an airless elevator on the fifteenth floor of a building that feels like a hundred. Oh, and the hot girl she’s been staring at the whole afternoon from the fashion spread is stuck there with her - and fuck it, Amber is horny.
Make that a hundred and five degrees.
She awkwardly scratches at her hair, then takes out her phone to give her hands something to do. i’m stuck in an elevator right now, she texts to Key. Then, the hot girl I’ve been staring at the whole afternoon from the fashion spread is stuck w/ me. And another: fuck it, I’m horny The girl next to her clears her throat and Amber jumps a little, decides to make small talk
( ... )
Re: snsd gen; prompt 6
anonymous
June 29 2011, 06:26:02 UTC
i cannot express to you how much i love this, tiffany presiding over the madness, and maknae and lol jessica and sooyoung, seriously this is perfect I LOVE YOU
subject: the usuals, please.
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Jessica slams a wad of napkins into the wall and, just like that, the cockroach is dead.
"You killed him!" Tiffany shrieks.
"Only because you didn't have the balls to do it," says Jessica, swiftly disposing of the cockroach and washing her hands.
"You don't technically have balls either," Tiffany pouts.
"Sure I do," says Jessica. She scrubs with soap; she might not have come into direct contact with the cockroach, but the feeling is still there. "They're metaphorical ( ... )
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SO HILARIOUS THAT I UNANONED
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MY.
COCK.
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Make that a hundred and five degrees.
She awkwardly scratches at her hair, then takes out her phone to give her hands something to do. i’m stuck in an elevator right now, she texts to Key. Then, the hot girl I’ve been staring at the whole afternoon from the fashion spread is stuck w/ me. And another: fuck it, I’m horny The girl next to her clears her throat and Amber jumps a little, decides to make small talk ( ... )
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