002 [Audio]

[kptn_sparrow]

[You know, there clearly was not enough going on already without Jack there to spice it up a bit. The captain was feeling a bit mischievous though, and was curious to see who or what he could get a rise out of. He had known there was a way to get the verbal function to work, and while he found a book that talks to be a tad bit on the creepy side of

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[text] this should be fun >>

[thii2ii22tupiid]

rum?

[Audio] I <3 U * rolling*

[kptn_sparrow]

[He does not believe what he sees appear in reply.]

You do not know of RUM?

[He was still wet behind the ears when he both knew of it, and partook in it... ]

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

no, we diidn't have anythiing wiith that name where ii come from.

[audio]

[kptn_sparrow]

Kill Devil? Barbados Water? Navy Neaters?

[Audio]

[gotyourwallet]

Not enough women for you, hm Jack?

[Well someone sounds amused.]

[Audio]

[kptn_sparrow]

Uh... Wenches! For wenching? Of the ... wenchlike persuasion? ....

[ Oh bloody hell. Because you are not a WENCH Elizavie!... Yeah he is trying to save that one. ]

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[gotyourwallet]

Ah yes, because that clarification really makes things better.

[Her voice takes on a slightly harder edge. Vie may or may not be fucking with him.]

Also, I must ask. Just where do you plan on putting this ship if you get it?

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[kptn_sparrow]

[Perhaps if she could only see his expression, like that of handling a poisonous snake, Vie could possibly appreciate the situation he finds himself in. Oh Elizabeth! How you scare him!]

Uh...

[Yes the ship! Lets go with the ship!]

There is the water over yon? It could go in there?

[Audio + Translated Text]

[drinkuntilidie]

Mon, make sure you can actually handle the ladymons here before you go asking for more.

[Audio] wrong icon XD

[kptn_sparrow]

I have taken note of the rather peculiar surplus of ... well trained... feminine creatures about.

[Pointy. Sharp. There seemed like there was a lot a lot of knife like objects upon well shaped rumps and hips.]

I only make the request to benefit the whole of us, mate.

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[drinkuntilidie]

Don't know about you but I think we have plenty of fine ladymons already.

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[kptn_sparrow]

Are you... saying you would object to there being more ,fine, womanly creatures in our presence?

[Oh he's on to you now!]

[Audio- English]

[quicksndpiranha]

I doubt you will be getting an answer.

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[kptn_sparrow]

True enough. But it would be something if I did.

[Audio]

[quicksndpiranha]

Oh, it would be. I trust you would share with the rest of us if you did?

And I do not believe we have met. Little Boy.

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[kptn_sparrow]

I will un-doubtedly share if it is not readily accessible to the populace.

[He pauses.]

Um-hn, it's Captain-Jack-Sparrow... and Imnot little.

[He's not offfended, more surprised and possibly hurt by the nickname. He is almost FORTY. Yes, he just pouted.]

[70ftandcounting]

More women? What...for?

[Her talk with Kevas is still fresh in her mind sadjsdfh]

I read that. I cried I was loling so hard

[kptn_sparrow]

[Oh dear. This one sounds old enough but, the question was so- unsure.]

Wooing?

[Well now HE sounds unsure.]

>8D

[70ftandcounting]

What's...a 'woo'?

[All these foreign TERMS]

Oh lords.... XD

[kptn_sparrow]

No no no! Not a noun, it's a verb. Wooing, as in ' to woo', 'the act of woo', you use it to denote, uh. Wooing. You know....

[He trails off. Well he's never had to explain THIS before!]