k so I knew I was tired but I woke up at 12. touched my book for about an hour. then I started feeling sleepy so I took a nap. next thing I notice its 4. my friend calls to ask if I want to study I said sure give me a minute. for some reason I'm on my bed and I'm passed out again. friend calls me to ask where I am I said that I fell asleep for a ( Read more... )

I think I have a terrible habit of biting the side of my lip when I'm drunk. I woke up in the morning a few days ago and inside of my mouth was raw on one side and my lip was clearly cut. This is the second time thats happened and its either a.) I bite my lips b.) I get in a fight a lot c.) women are feisty. and seeing myself trashed I know its ( Read more... )

you can tell you had too much fun at semiformal when you dont remember getting to the bar. trading your blazer with someone else. missing credit card. shitty hang over. slept in your pants and button down. contacts still in your eyes. date loving you for being a funny drunk ( Read more... )

everyone should go to this site http://www.gunthernet.com/ and watch the ding ding dong video. right now. drop your shit wipe your ass and watch the damn video and sing it with me. when you call you better be saying "touch my tra la la" it s a proof of our lj bond and if you break it I'm ( Read more... )

"Its thanksgiving. Some people bake pies... we bake ourselves."
happy thanksgiving everyone.

happy birthday me. I'm old now.

I realized that I haven't touched my lj in a while. I must be losing touch with my feminie side. thats good. pouring out your heart and soul onto your finger tips seems really gay. soo seeing as how faith and shene both posted an entry about their visit to nashville aka cashville. I probably should too ( Read more... )

I love you friday

I'm going on a diet. and when I mean diet I mean like 15 pounds diet. and you may think that is hard but in reality its pretty easy. I stop drinking so much and voila. get my ass up every now and then and run a little and voila. when you're as lazy as I am if you just watch what you eat you lose weight. voila. that also means less quiznos more ( Read more... )

ouch my whole body hurts. fall break starts today and I'm getting ready to leave in a few hours so I can go do laundry and then travel to gatlinburg where we will rape each other several times with many tubes of lube and then proceed to hang out at the white trash theme park full of red headed step children and big fat white women showing more skin ( Read more... )