silly puns

[krakadil]

1. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, 'Keep off the Grass.'

2. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then, it hit me.

3. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

4. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

5. The man who survived mustard

Comments

[buketik]

Nice:)
Loved 1 and 2 :)