In which I apply myself

Jan 31, 2009 19:19



Cthulhu
Beneath the waves
Sunken R'lyeh
Email: GreatCthulhu@beneaththewaves.com

CAREER OBJECTIVE

World domination and enslavement of mankind

EMPLOYMENT

10,000 BC-Present Worshipped as a god by degenerate races of savages
Responsible for acts of bloody sacrifice and terrorizing the population with my hideous minions.

End of the Old-Times-10,000 B.C. Asleep
Influenced the development of lesser beings through the influence of my superior consciousness.

Old-Times Supreme Old One
Ruler of the all 34 dimensions, warped the universe to my will, most terrible of all the Old Ones.

EDUCATION

Being outside those limited human constructs time and space I know all.

LEADERSHIP SKILLS

• As a enormous squid like being of huge power I am used to working with a wide variety of human resources and bending them to my will.

• I have a long record of embracing diversity by consuming the curious and weak-willed from a wide variety of cultures.

• I have effectively managed huge hoards of treasure.

• .I have negotiated an agreement with savages whereby they sacrifice virgins in my honour during the summer solstice in exchange for my protection.

TECHNICAL SKILLS

• I can control the very nature of multi-dimensional spacetime itself.

• I have extensive IT skills using Visual Basic, Microsoft products such as Word, Excel and Powerpoint and coding in PERL. I was responsible for the rise to power and influence of Bill Gates.
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