'I don't know why I even bother getting dressed, as soon as I get to the Naughty Hellfire club I'll be ruthlessly debagged for non-payment of debts'Prince George in Blackadder the Third ( Read more... )

The same thing we do every night. Try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD'The Brain ( Read more... )

'The internet is for porn'
Avenue Q

Wolfram Alpha cannot answer the question, 'How much porn is there on the internet?', confirming my suspicion that the human brain cannot conceive of a concept large enough to answer this question.

When the rockets go up, who cares where they come down,
That's not my department, says Werner Van Braun'Tom Lehrer ( Read more... )

Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay!
Alas! I am very sorry to say
That ninety lives have been taken away
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.
William McGonagall

Deliberately bad poetry composed for national poetry month:

For Kaitlyn,Our love is like a racehorse - that has exploded ( Read more... )

'April is the cruelest month'T. S. Eliot ( Read more... )

I am Very Botheredby Simon Artimage ( Read more... )

'It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done.'
Bruce Springsteen

I just designed a business card using LaTeX. Nerd high fives!!!

'He who binds to himself a joy Does the winged life destroy; But he who kisses the joy as it flies Lives in eternity's sun rise.'
William Blake

Salt Lake City is the sort of place that it's very hard not to wander around taking arty photogtraphs. It's pretty famous for being a stronghold of the Church of the Latter Day Saints who have a large ( Read more... )

'As thy will so mote it be'Dr Who ( Read more... )