Today at work "My best friends girl" by the Cars came on...it made me laugh in that sort of break my face on the curb sort of way.
(potentially sexist section ahead)I've turned into a girl as of late, I'll be fine one second then I get all emotional and shit...and as you know guys don't have emotions so that would make me a girl ( Read more... )

-If my name was brian I think I'd have people refer to me as brain ( Read more... )

I had a dream the other night that Harry Houdini had never died and he had somehow become the evil Czar of the world... It's now my mission to travel back into the past and punch him in his stomach, who's coming with?

I feel like the stock market ( Read more... )

For some reason it slipped my mind that tonight was Devils night. Now allow me to play Devils Advocate, and say, "Devils night rules!" That's however coming strictly from the point of view of me being a Devils advocate, and doesn't nescisarily reflect my actual views regarding the Devil or any nights that may or may not be related to him or his ( Read more... )

The past few days when I've done anything its been hanging with Butterfield, it been pretty fun, went with him and flannery and we went to various places including Quiznos where I made several attempts to poison Chris' drink, I then went to gamecrazy to check on my app., she said shes going to call me in for an interview, I hate waiting I'm ( Read more... )

The simple thought as electricty pulses ( Read more... )

My emotions are mixed like like the coctail of posionous feelings that now embodies my soul, I lied in bed for hours and hours trying not to think, its no ones fault, someone far away who I don't know and never will, but I want to kill them. this poison that had taken me over on inside is accompanied by a phantom blade at my spine, and these ( Read more... )

I've lost all desire to do anything...

Normal babies want to be Firemen when they grow up ( Read more... )