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1) My uncle: Middle-aged, quiet bachelor who's good at tech.
2) Never in my life: Have I consumed alcohol
3) When I was five: I moved from Oceanside to Santee because my parents thought the schools in Oceanside were too dangerous. Irony!
4) High School was: A unique experience that I would not avoid if I had to choose whether to do it again.
5) I will never forget: Finding out that I got accepted here with a full ride.
6) I once met: Ralph Nader. Last evening, in fact.
7) There's this girl I know who: is goddamn insane.
8) Once, at a bar: My friend Erin tried to take a shot and got the glass stuck in her mouth.
9) By noon I'm: Probably just then going to bed.
10) Last night: Ralph Nader came to speak at my school and talked with the school's press people beforehand. All the other press people left and I got to talk with him one on one. Remarkable man.
11) If I only had: Great friends, an amazingly fascinating and complex world full of equally fascinating and complex people, and 70 or so years of life in which to mess around. Oh, wait.
12) Next time I go to church, I: will probably be there because someone else has annoyed me into it.
13) Terry Schiavo: She's dead, Jim.
14) What worries me most: Failure.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: A wall.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: Another wall.
17) You know I'm lying when: I tell you that (insert your hair color here) is my favorite. Unless you're the REAL one, but I'm not going to give you my secret, am I?
18) What I miss most about the eighties: Ghostbusters.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Guildenstern
20) By this time next year: I'll nearly have graduated. Weird, huh?
21) A better name for me would be: The AMAZING Caley Ryan Anderson I
22) I have a hard time understanding: Women and art
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: have done so with a time machine.
24) You know I like you if: I actually touch you.
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: My parents.
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: I like how they're of decreasing importance.
27) Take my advice, never: tolerate parents of little league players.
28) My ideal breakfast is: buttered toast
29) A song I love, but do not have is: Any song off of Infinite Regression, the ALBUM THAT NEVER WAAASSSS.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: leaving sacks of money in front of 9684 Bundy Dr. in the middle of the night.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: What are things that George W. Bush doesn't care about, Alex?
32) Why won't anyone: play board games with me? I swear to god I'm the only one who likes them.
33) If you spend the night at my house, don't: wake me up suddenly. I sleep with sharp things within reach.
34) I'd stop my wedding for: Halo 3.
35) The world could do without: country music.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the bellies of two or more cockroaches.
37) My favorite blonde is: EEJ is in the house.
38) Paper clips are more useful than: Paperweights. I mean seriously, ANYTHING could replace paperweights.
39) If I do anything well, it's: speak.
40) And by the way: everyone is dying.
41) The last time I was drunk, I: was John F. Kennedy or something.