HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1944)
Pop quiz for readers of this blog series: What is House of Frankenstein?
a) A little known hip-hop group from the early 90s; the members wore bling in the shape of Franken Berry, Boo Berry, and Count Chocula.
b) A club of goth kids at Hogwarts who think Quidditch jocks are dweebs.
c) A bad name for a cosmetic surgery firm.
d) This Mattel playset comes with monster jacuzzi, mad scientist laboratory, and Ken's Frankenmobile!
e) The winter residence of Frankenstein's mother-in-law.
f) An uninspired 1944 film featuring Dracula, Frankenstein's monster, and the Wolf Man, and a portent of the imminent demise of Universal Pictures' monster franchises.
g) I don't know, but I am running for Speaker.
Please submit your own fake answers, this is fun! In all seriousness, kids, House of Frankenstein is no joke--wear protection and flush the area thoroughly with hot sudsy water after each exposure.
Frankenstein's monster, the Wolf Man and Dracula walk into a bar. The first two order a beer and Dracula orders a bag of plasma. The waitress says "Okay--two Buds and a blood lite."
Ygor walks into a bar, orders four shots of the most expensive 30-year-old single-malt Scotch and downs them one after the other. The barkeep says, "You look like you're in a hurry." "You would be too if you had what I have," said Ygor. "What have you got?" "Fifty cents."
Lon Chaney Jr. walks into a bar with a carrot in his ear and orders a drink. The bartender wants to ask about the carrot, but decides not to mention it. The next day the same thing happens, and the bartender doesn't ask about the carrot. On the third day it happens again, and the bartender says "Do you know you have a carrot in your ear?" "What did you say? I have a carrot in my ear!"
Universal Classic Horror Blog Series Rating:
4 - For everyone
3 - For horror fans only
2 - For classic horror fans only
1 - For Pete's sake
0 - Paging MST3K
Music: The House at the Top of the Tree by TMBG
a) A little known hip-hop group from the early 90s; the members wore bling in the shape of Franken Berry, Boo Berry, and Count Chocula.
b) A club of goth kids at Hogwarts who think Quidditch jocks are dweebs.
c) A bad name for a cosmetic surgery firm.
d) This Mattel playset comes with monster jacuzzi, mad scientist laboratory, and Ken's Frankenmobile!
e) The winter residence of Frankenstein's mother-in-law.
f) An uninspired 1944 film featuring Dracula, Frankenstein's monster, and the Wolf Man, and a portent of the imminent demise of Universal Pictures' monster franchises.
g) I don't know, but I am running for Speaker.
Please submit your own fake answers, this is fun! In all seriousness, kids, House of Frankenstein is no joke--wear protection and flush the area thoroughly with hot sudsy water after each exposure.
Frankenstein's monster, the Wolf Man and Dracula walk into a bar. The first two order a beer and Dracula orders a bag of plasma. The waitress says "Okay--two Buds and a blood lite."
Ygor walks into a bar, orders four shots of the most expensive 30-year-old single-malt Scotch and downs them one after the other. The barkeep says, "You look like you're in a hurry." "You would be too if you had what I have," said Ygor. "What have you got?" "Fifty cents."
Lon Chaney Jr. walks into a bar with a carrot in his ear and orders a drink. The bartender wants to ask about the carrot, but decides not to mention it. The next day the same thing happens, and the bartender doesn't ask about the carrot. On the third day it happens again, and the bartender says "Do you know you have a carrot in your ear?" "What did you say? I have a carrot in my ear!"
Universal Classic Horror Blog Series Rating:
4 - For everyone
3 - For horror fans only
2 - For classic horror fans only
1 - For Pete's sake
0 - Paging MST3K
Music: The House at the Top of the Tree by TMBG
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