So now I'm friends with Emily. I have been for a while. I still think it's a little odd. I mean, it doesn't make our friendship uncomfortable at all, just when I think about it, I like the way it worked out. Emily and I have always gotten along, we were just a bit... competitive at one point in time. see ( Read more... )

Boxer The Hound is a puppy that has been following me around for a while. Boxer is really dumb, unfortunately. And yes, I feel like a heartless bitch saying this but it's TRUE. Poor kid, I don't know how he graduated highschool. I don't know how he doesn't get hit by busses. -God protects children and idiots- Says She (Veronica ( Read more... )

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Truly disturbing!
Read the susi article, don't read the buttsex article.

Conversations with Dollface Series:::::

Dollface: What am I? Am I am Man Eater?

Me: Yes, Nate, you are. Yes... no.. YES you are.

Dollface: No, I'm not a Man Eater, I'm a VERY EFFICIENT INTERVIEWER

This morning (even though it was yesterday by now) was very interesting ( Read more... )

So Dollface is going to break up with pudding tomorrow. I'm very sad. I like Pudding and I'm very sad that Dollface will have to break his heart. Pudding bought a lot of gifts for Dollface, but Dollface bought him none. Christmas is a sucky time to get dumped.

I miss Maggie. I don't know where he is. If I went to Casco Bay Books more often I would probably see him with his badhair cut. I miss his bad haircuts. I miss his tight handwriting, his random thoughts, his intelligent conversation, his anal habits, his hatred for his job. I miss his hands. I miss laughing with him, I miss eating his pizza crusts ( Read more... )

He Who Is Grace. You guys know the story ;)

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Mom - A crazy, emotional, sweet, petite woman who gave birth to me ( Read more... )