My New Years Resolution

[kriegzuenft]

oh i almost forgot..

my new year's resolution is to increase the amount of ass kicking in the previous year by atleast 150%.

Comments

[theredclover]

I made a New Years resolution to be more awesome.

Come to find out with this job at Blockbuster and working with Sam, I now exceed the daily recommended dose of awesome by 400 %.

[kriegzuenft]

400% is alot more, what was your previous awesome rating?

[theredclover]

Only 76%. Plus the 24% I got when I wasn't quite drunk, but definitely not sober. So technically I was at 100% because of my body's ability to take in alcohol and reject it before I died.