for a good time

[kriegzuenft]

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
   See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker

Comments

[derdrache1]

number 13 for the win. Now all we need is some netting and a cd.