Amazing Eickoff memories
Here are the chronicals of the Eickoff baskets
The story begins with your normal, everyday excursion to that wonderful dining hall on the TCNJ campus by the name of Eickoff...
We sat eating... but noticed something unusual...breakfast....at dinner?????? Pete was clearly disturbed by this realization...
Then something else unusual happened...Josette and I found ourselves with Eickoff baskets on our heads...and Josette began transforming into an alien man from the 1920s...
The delirium spread, and soon Pdawg and Jen also had baskets on their heads and strange expressions on their faces...
Shortly after, Pete was seen sporting the Eickoff bastket, and looking rather Jewish...
Even Kate could not escape the Eickoff baskets as they spread strange behavior and odd sentiments around the dinning hall...
Josette and I, the first to bear the yellow Eickoff baskets, proudly reveled in the bizarre nature of the occurences of the table...Eickoff baskets taking over the world, or at least those W7 residents at our table...
However, soon the power of the baskets grew to be too much, and the craziness they were spreading caused nose problems...Josette clutched her nose in fear and desperation...
Then she was ovewhelmed and began singing I'm a Little Teapot as she was consumed by the unruly Eickoff baskets...
The unnatural forces within the baskets also affected Pdawg, who began boldly exclaiming that she was Micky Mouse and was planning to take over the wordl beginning with the Frito-Lay plant in Texas...
Then I, possessed by the powers of the yellow Eickoff baskets, began to pose seductively and dance like the acclaimed porn star I am, as Kate looked on in amazement...
Finally, all hell broke loose as Pete was attacked by the power of the baskets, and Pdawg and Dewarren screamed in helpless misery...
No...Actually, we just had fun playing with the Eickoff baskets...but maybe they do have magical powers which bring about odd behavior...that would explain a lot...I <3 you guys!!!