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[krint01]

Ban Gay Marriage

Well shit, you can't argue with this logic!

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open

Comments

[roxannetheyeti]

Memoried. What an excellent list!