tennis slash - all this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me (1)
Title: all this aggravation ain’t satisfactioning me (1)
Author: Kris S.
Fandom: Tennis RPS
Pairings: Andy Murray/Rafael Nadal
Other Player: Juan “Pico” Monaco
Rating: R (rating reflecting later parts; this chapter is closer to PG13)
Disclaimer: This did not happen.
Summary: There are two things that really bug Andy about these video game battles. One, Pico likes to talk about his porn collection. Two, Pico knows that Rafa plays better in battle when he's turned on.
Author's Note: There’s something about the way Pico and Andy are to each other on twitter that just had to get into fic. I have no idea where this image of Pico being obsessed with porn came from. Title taken from Elvis’ “A Little Less Conversation”.
Also I felt compelled to post this as Hurricane Irene is about to hit so if I'm not on for a few days, you know why. Though knowing me, I'll likely take advantage of my job on Monday (they may close the college but unless the state of emergency is still in effect, I could get in the building).
There are times Andy thinks he should change video game partners. Dani may be good to have helping his tennis game but he's an idiot when it comes to mind games in video game competitions.
This is something that Pico excels at and that's where Andy's problem begins. Andy does like the idea of playing against Rafa in video game battle but Pico is another story. Pico is really good at the game, Andy hates to admit, but really excels at getting into an opponent's head.
Pico likes talking about his porn collection. He does this on purpose because Rafa plays better when he is turned on. Andy wishes he wasn’t able to tell but he can and that might be the worst part.
Andy doesn’t think Dani realizes this factor when he starts asking more questions about the porn. Pico’s promise to email him some “quality links” strikes Andy as more of a threat.
Since Pico is a mind games expert, he just has to cc Andy with those links as well. It looks as suspiciously misspelled as most spam but then remembers the source.
* * * * *
“I sent you the porn?” Pico asks as Andy pushes his way into the hotel room. Andy is reasonably sure Pico is laughing at him and this is most certainly not funny.
“Don’t even try to smile your way out of this. You know exactly what you’re doing.”
“It was Dani who asked… I figured you two could utilize the information as you see fit. Figure he’d make a pretty good dom. I could see you calling him ‘sir’.”
Andy shakes his head and stares out the hotel window, muttering under his breath. Trying to stay calm and not get provoked by this new game. He knows that Pico knows there’s nothing going on involving Dani and it’s all about getting a reaction. When Andy calms down, he finally says as flat of emotion as possible, “Dani said to tell you that S&M is not his thing.”
“Do you like that?” Pico walks over to a suitcase and fishes around the pile of laundry for something, throwing glances at Andy’s back.
“I didn’t open the link because I don’t want that crap on my laptop.”
“That doesn’t answer the question. Have you ever thought about it?” Pico surprises Andy by wrapping a scarf around his neck and holding the ends rather tightly. “Some think about whips, others prefer the silky floral...” Andy reaches behind his back to grab onto Pico’s arm hard enough to likely leave small bruises. Pico relaxes his grip, letting the fabric fall down Andy’s back. The Argentine rests his chin on Andy’s shoulder and says, “Seriously, ever think you need to relinquish control?”
“I am not going to be anyone’s sub, if that’s what you’re insinuating.”
“Fair enough. I have a large collection. All you have to do is actually click on the link and open your mind a bit.” Pico pauses, clearly wanting a dramatic effect, before continuing on. “Besides, I don’t think Rafa is a dominant. Can’t imagine him ordering anyone around, not even you.”
Pico is clearly insane if he’s still this close to Andy. “I’m going to jab you in the ribs and possibly cause you permanent damage if you keep this up.”
“You won’t but it’s fun you think I’d pay attention to that. I’ll see you tomorrow.”
* * * * *
That night, Pico sends another email to both Dani and Andy. Dani tells Andy this one takes place in a classroom. Adult female wearing a skirt with a short hem, male teen enthralled with her curves and wanting to do “extra credit”.
Student-teacher kink. Subtle, Pico is not.
* * * * *
Each day for the next week, Pico sends a new email. Each one sits in the Inbox folder, unopened. Dani has had the good grace not to mention the contents anymore but Andy also suspects Pico has hit upon something that interests the Venezuelan.
The next time the four play video football, Pico decides he cannot let the issue be silent.
“Did you enjoy the hot fudge sundae?” Pico asks, his eyes on the television and his fingers moving quickly as he tries to keep the ball away from Dani in this round.
Rafa is sitting on the bed as he watches the action. He sits up eagerly as he asks, “You bought someone a sundae?”
Andy shakes his head, automatically knowing this is not an innocent question.
“No,” Pico says. “I found this awesome video. Guy was lying on the bed as hot chick,” holds out his hands to indicate her shape, “has a container of vanilla ice cream and a scoop. She is generous filling the scoop as it drips down her arm.”
Rafa shakes his head but is smiling. “Pico, you have too much time.”
“No, I blame being hungry. Something about Delpo talking about desserts leads me to food sites, which of course leads to merging my two favorite things. Anyway, so there’s hot fudge,” this has Rafa moving to the edge of the bed, eyes intent as he gives Pico his complete attention. “She holds the bottle high, allowing the chocolate to drizzle down on top of the ice cream. Whipped cream is essential, of course, but first she…”
Andy tunes Pico out, more intent on watching as Rafa shuts his eyes and lets out a loud sigh. He knows that chocolate is a weakness of both of them but, as with everything else, Rafa takes that love to another level.
In the background, Andy can hear Pico say, “Then the cookies are crumbled and scattered on top of everything,” and Rafa actually lies down on the bed. His smile is wider and he’s kind of laughing as Pico makes the story more ridiculous.
Andy is so interested in what Rafa is doing that he doesn’t catch Pico pausing the game. Pico glances from Rafa to Andy then says, “I think you need to open the last email.”
That shakes Rafa from his bliss. He bolts up into a sitting position and looks around the room. Andy ducks his head down, already feeling a blush creep up his neck and hoping Rafa can’t see.
It seems that Rafa in fact doesn’t see as he reaches down for the controller and takes his turn at the game. As is usual, Rafa’s performance is much better and it’s an added factor to systematically drive Andy insane.
Andy makes a mental note to take Pico’s advice seriously because he desperately needs to release this image out of his system.
Author: Kris S.
Fandom: Tennis RPS
Pairings: Andy Murray/Rafael Nadal
Other Player: Juan “Pico” Monaco
Rating: R (rating reflecting later parts; this chapter is closer to PG13)
Disclaimer: This did not happen.
Summary: There are two things that really bug Andy about these video game battles. One, Pico likes to talk about his porn collection. Two, Pico knows that Rafa plays better in battle when he's turned on.
Author's Note: There’s something about the way Pico and Andy are to each other on twitter that just had to get into fic. I have no idea where this image of Pico being obsessed with porn came from. Title taken from Elvis’ “A Little Less Conversation”.
Also I felt compelled to post this as Hurricane Irene is about to hit so if I'm not on for a few days, you know why. Though knowing me, I'll likely take advantage of my job on Monday (they may close the college but unless the state of emergency is still in effect, I could get in the building).
There are times Andy thinks he should change video game partners. Dani may be good to have helping his tennis game but he's an idiot when it comes to mind games in video game competitions.
This is something that Pico excels at and that's where Andy's problem begins. Andy does like the idea of playing against Rafa in video game battle but Pico is another story. Pico is really good at the game, Andy hates to admit, but really excels at getting into an opponent's head.
Pico likes talking about his porn collection. He does this on purpose because Rafa plays better when he is turned on. Andy wishes he wasn’t able to tell but he can and that might be the worst part.
Andy doesn’t think Dani realizes this factor when he starts asking more questions about the porn. Pico’s promise to email him some “quality links” strikes Andy as more of a threat.
Since Pico is a mind games expert, he just has to cc Andy with those links as well. It looks as suspiciously misspelled as most spam but then remembers the source.
* * * * *
“I sent you the porn?” Pico asks as Andy pushes his way into the hotel room. Andy is reasonably sure Pico is laughing at him and this is most certainly not funny.
“Don’t even try to smile your way out of this. You know exactly what you’re doing.”
“It was Dani who asked… I figured you two could utilize the information as you see fit. Figure he’d make a pretty good dom. I could see you calling him ‘sir’.”
Andy shakes his head and stares out the hotel window, muttering under his breath. Trying to stay calm and not get provoked by this new game. He knows that Pico knows there’s nothing going on involving Dani and it’s all about getting a reaction. When Andy calms down, he finally says as flat of emotion as possible, “Dani said to tell you that S&M is not his thing.”
“Do you like that?” Pico walks over to a suitcase and fishes around the pile of laundry for something, throwing glances at Andy’s back.
“I didn’t open the link because I don’t want that crap on my laptop.”
“That doesn’t answer the question. Have you ever thought about it?” Pico surprises Andy by wrapping a scarf around his neck and holding the ends rather tightly. “Some think about whips, others prefer the silky floral...” Andy reaches behind his back to grab onto Pico’s arm hard enough to likely leave small bruises. Pico relaxes his grip, letting the fabric fall down Andy’s back. The Argentine rests his chin on Andy’s shoulder and says, “Seriously, ever think you need to relinquish control?”
“I am not going to be anyone’s sub, if that’s what you’re insinuating.”
“Fair enough. I have a large collection. All you have to do is actually click on the link and open your mind a bit.” Pico pauses, clearly wanting a dramatic effect, before continuing on. “Besides, I don’t think Rafa is a dominant. Can’t imagine him ordering anyone around, not even you.”
Pico is clearly insane if he’s still this close to Andy. “I’m going to jab you in the ribs and possibly cause you permanent damage if you keep this up.”
“You won’t but it’s fun you think I’d pay attention to that. I’ll see you tomorrow.”
* * * * *
That night, Pico sends another email to both Dani and Andy. Dani tells Andy this one takes place in a classroom. Adult female wearing a skirt with a short hem, male teen enthralled with her curves and wanting to do “extra credit”.
Student-teacher kink. Subtle, Pico is not.
* * * * *
Each day for the next week, Pico sends a new email. Each one sits in the Inbox folder, unopened. Dani has had the good grace not to mention the contents anymore but Andy also suspects Pico has hit upon something that interests the Venezuelan.
The next time the four play video football, Pico decides he cannot let the issue be silent.
“Did you enjoy the hot fudge sundae?” Pico asks, his eyes on the television and his fingers moving quickly as he tries to keep the ball away from Dani in this round.
Rafa is sitting on the bed as he watches the action. He sits up eagerly as he asks, “You bought someone a sundae?”
Andy shakes his head, automatically knowing this is not an innocent question.
“No,” Pico says. “I found this awesome video. Guy was lying on the bed as hot chick,” holds out his hands to indicate her shape, “has a container of vanilla ice cream and a scoop. She is generous filling the scoop as it drips down her arm.”
Rafa shakes his head but is smiling. “Pico, you have too much time.”
“No, I blame being hungry. Something about Delpo talking about desserts leads me to food sites, which of course leads to merging my two favorite things. Anyway, so there’s hot fudge,” this has Rafa moving to the edge of the bed, eyes intent as he gives Pico his complete attention. “She holds the bottle high, allowing the chocolate to drizzle down on top of the ice cream. Whipped cream is essential, of course, but first she…”
Andy tunes Pico out, more intent on watching as Rafa shuts his eyes and lets out a loud sigh. He knows that chocolate is a weakness of both of them but, as with everything else, Rafa takes that love to another level.
In the background, Andy can hear Pico say, “Then the cookies are crumbled and scattered on top of everything,” and Rafa actually lies down on the bed. His smile is wider and he’s kind of laughing as Pico makes the story more ridiculous.
Andy is so interested in what Rafa is doing that he doesn’t catch Pico pausing the game. Pico glances from Rafa to Andy then says, “I think you need to open the last email.”
That shakes Rafa from his bliss. He bolts up into a sitting position and looks around the room. Andy ducks his head down, already feeling a blush creep up his neck and hoping Rafa can’t see.
It seems that Rafa in fact doesn’t see as he reaches down for the controller and takes his turn at the game. As is usual, Rafa’s performance is much better and it’s an added factor to systematically drive Andy insane.
Andy makes a mental note to take Pico’s advice seriously because he desperately needs to release this image out of his system.