While this is a hockey fic, the "Other" in the pairing list is not an original character - in my head, it's Benoit Paire. There's also implied Ben/Stan...
Title: Quick as a Shot, You Think You're Hot
Author: Kris S.
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairing: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews; Toews/Other
Other Character: Patrick Sharp
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: This did not happen.
Summary: Patrick and Sharpy are sitting in a restaurant watching Jonny on a blind date with a guy. This is not a good prank.
Quick as a Shot, You Think You're Hot