back in college i use to do some stupid stuff and my friend steph would refer to that as "pulling a kristen." i believe it started the week i both a) accidentally ate some dish soap (lemon scented joy is not also lemon flavored joy) and b) froze my had in the freezer (never, while washing dishes, reach into the freezer to pull out the chicken with ( Read more... )

the first day went well. i like the job so far, but of course, today was all training. we got our uniforms. they are possibly the ugliest things ever. the polo shirts are pretty nice and very comfortable, but the khakis are just about the ugliest thing i've ever seen. they're a bad shade, they've got an elastic waist and tapered legs. the ( Read more... )

so i went out with r again tonight. we had planned on meeting up for dinner one day before he had to go to work. we've talked on the phone a lot lately, but it hadn't happened yet. after talking until about 1am he called me at 7am (he works 7pm-7am as a cop, i know, me and cops...) to say he wanted to go to dinner tonight. he gave me directions ( Read more... )

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You are a
Social Liberal
(68% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(38% permissive)

You are best described as a:

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you know what's great? when you can talk to your friend and go "so, what's the stupidest possible thing i could have done last night?" and they guess it on the first try. m-mom's offered me a trophy for this one. i kinda feel special.

seeing as the 19th is national talk like a pirate day...

My pirate name is:

Mad Grace Bonney


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