I finally finished with school of ship today. And I know where I'm going. I'll be in G3, which is bomb build up. I wanted G1 on the flight deck but G3 was the next thing I wanted (you don't get to pick, they just stick ya wherever they need ya). I really didn't want g4 (elevators) because that's lame. And I met the Master Chief. He said (since I ( Read more... )

I am painfully horribly wretchedly broke. I went to McDonalds and ordered a #5, swiped my card and it was denied. DENIED! At McDonalds! Sad. Stupid strip clubs. Thats ok. I get paid NEXT FRIDAY :( But I get sea pay AND my bonus. Hopefully ( Read more... )

I'm kinda diggin this Washington thing. The weather is all... like... different. And the trees are tall and GREEN. Not green but GREEN. It's like... obscenely pretty here. And I heart Seattle. Never in my life have I seen so many coffee shops. I shit you not, I saw a coffee shop across the street from Starbucks. I mean, sure, it wasn't a starbucks ( Read more... )

WOULD YOU ( Read more... )

I need to get laid.

Room Raiders is on!

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But wait!

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There's more!

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It's all lesbians!

Yay Lesbians!

I heart lesbians! In fact, I sleep with lesbians! Lesbians, lesbians, lesbians, lesbians! Yay!!

I leave tomorrow. My (fucking) train leaves at 1345. Eek! I just typed military time. I was gonna delete it... but I decided to leave it and just tell you people about it. Anyway. It leaves at 1:45. I get to Pensacola around 1230 AM. I'm gonna grab a hotel for the night and my plane to Washington leaves at 12 pm. So this should be a wonderful few ( Read more... )

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My back is feeling better. Mostly. And then my mom was hungry so we went to go for some lunch. Then BOOM! Tire pops. Luckily we are located in Redneckville, Florida. Within 3.2 minutes we had like 5 trucks pulled over helping us. Yay rednecks! Then we went to Chilis. Mmmm. Yay Shrimp Alfredo ( Read more... )

Holy hell my back fuckin hurts ( Read more... )