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[krisroeismine]

Today I found a small bedtime stories book in my room and inside it I wrote all these short stories in it when I was little. From looking at my handwriting, you can tell that I was pretty young. So here are my stories, exactly how I wrote them, with my spelling errors and everything

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[xox0__]

LMFAO!! veryyy nice stories

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[nightmare_x]

Once upon a time there was a boy named Mike. And he was very lonely. He asked his mom for a pet and she said "No, you brat! It will stink up the house and poop all over." "But mom I just want a pet." "Then you leave this house and buy one with your own money!" Mike agreed. The next day Mike packed his bags for Africa. His mom said hurry up and leave! Mike agreed. OMG HIS MOM IS SO MEAN!Mike couldn't aford (afford) a plane ride and couldn't drive a car. Because he had no money and he was 3 years old. When he got back home his mom said I don't care how you get to Africa then walk for all I care just leave! omfg his mom kicked him out of the house when he was 3 years old!? lol!! Mike cryed but was determined to kill his mom. lmao RANDOM So he pretended to sneak on to the next plane to Africa, well thats what he told his mom! He really stayed home with a huge gun. LMFAO!! The next year went by while he was in a closet. The day came and he snuck up behind his mom and shot her in the booty. His mom screamed "OH my booty and died." OH MY

[esme_is_in]

I was laughing so hard i cried, especially the Mike one! LMFAO!