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[kristimsu]

Have you ever had one of those times where you just sit down and do the good old "Jeszy Chrizy, what is fucking wrong with me lately?" I have no idea what is going on, but I am feeling offcially the least desirable, sexy, and lovable more or less ever. The ironic thing is that I have someone who tells me and shows me I am all of that garbage, and

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cheer up!

[itsme_jessica]

You think your life is bad? How would you like to be an egg?

You only get laid once!

You only get eaten once!

It takes 4 minutes to get hard!

Only 2 minutes to get soft!

You share your box with 11 other guys!

But worst of all.... the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!

So cheer up... you're life ain't that bad!

Kudo$

[anonymous]

You rock